Granted, however given the rules say that wishes end badly or even with fatal circumstances, chances are you won't live long enough to enjoy what silver linings you pull out of the wishes you manage to make before your untimely demise.
I wish for no more wishes.
Granted, however they decide to use a chemical which conjures hallucinogenic effects which make you think you're being followed. You go insane with paranoia which ends up taking your life. Or maybe that was you... But the gum tasted good.
I wish Lucozade only came in Orange flavor.
Congratulations, your wish is granted, however a new update in which the new resolution was released has also got a problem in the code that causes your computer's disk drive to spin out of control. The ultra fast RPM has burst your disc and turned it into deadly shrapnel which if it hasn't hit...
Wish granted, however there are no dragon balls and eventually, somewhere, a stronger being will come and beat the ever loving crap out of you and leave you a twitching, bloody mess.
I wish I had a Death Note. Be original with this one ;3
Splork Granted. Everyone is confused and now we're reverting back to using the word "Wish" to go back to normality and players who use the word Splork are now segregated into groups and shot. DAMN that's dark.
I wish Pokemon existed and the world revolved around them as it does in the games.