Why Minecraft Is Bad For Kids
- Thread starter RedBoss
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XD, next they are going to ask him to describe the process of strip mining...
I expected some Christian rant. But this is just as good, despite being a very old picture.
i wonder in what kind of school they ask kids to describe door creation?
it must be "insert random country that has English as main language" thing.
now I feel a bit better that i didnt attend school like this.
not related to minecraft...but this is my favorite for some reason 
probably or perhaps something related to carpentry.
he clearly forgot to mention the whole process
step 1. start a new world
step 2. start hitting a tree and chop it down with your hand
step 3. after you've more then 3 logs, craft 1 log into 4 planks
step 4. craft those 4 planks into a crafting table and place it down
step 5. open the crafting table, and turn another 2 logs into planks
step 6. with those 8 new planks, use 6 of them to craft a door
step 7. ???
step 8. profit!
step 1. start a new world
step 2. start hitting a tree and chop it down with your hand
step 3. after you've more then 3 logs, craft 1 log into 4 planks
step 4. craft those 4 planks into a crafting table and place it down
step 5. open the crafting table, and turn another 2 logs into planks
step 6. with those 8 new planks, use 6 of them to craft a door
step 7. ???
step 8. profit!
I would have given credit to the kid for thinking outside the "cube" and due to the fact that the question does not state that it needed to be a physical door you had to make.
I thought it was gonna be that bullshit about the kid that brought a gun and a knife to school and the retarded father said it's because he plays minecraft where you use guns and knives to defend against zombies
Yeah I am sure that it was because the kid plays minecraft and not the fact that the mans a piss poor father...
EDIT: BTW love the name man.
people like that... why are they even allowed to have kids? how in effs name would a good father let their kids be able to get a knife and gun at their own friggin house.
it's the same with those people who leave loaded guns in their house when they have kids in the house? why in friggin hell would you leave a gun that's loaded in a spot where kids can find them!!
It wasn't a kitchen knife Loufmier.. it was a hunting knife iirc. My view on guns is that law enforcement and the military should have them (that's why they're called the ARMED FORCES... why call them that if EVERYONE is armed... might as well just call them the forces..) but civilians should not, without rigourous background checks and legal red tape and stringent limitations be allowed to own any form of firearm. Handguns would be 100% banned as would any automatic or semi automatic weapon. The ONLY gun I believe any civilian might need is a shotgun if you're a farmer. America in particular has pathetically stupid gun laws.. this "SECOND AMENDMENT MO'FUGGAH!!!" bullcrap is retarded. And 11,000 gun murders per year sorta speaks for itself.