Who would win in a fight?

[goreae]

Femshep. She is way too badass. The story is so much better with Shepard as a female.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Femshep. She is way too badass. The story is so much better with Shepard as a female.

+112365365321 respect.

Since nobody supplied a battle... Handsome Jack vs. Saren

 

[Technician]

Saren, since I don't know who either of those people are and Saren sounds like a woman's name.

Saice vs. Lambert

 

[goreae]

Saren, since I don't know who either of those people are and Saren sounds like a woman's name.

Saice vs. Lambert

This is the badass you just voted for:

Good choice.

I would say lambert. I haven't seen much of saice.

Cyborgs vs. androids.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Can I vote gynoids? Because EDI is a gynoid. However, failing that, cyborgs. Because Commander Shepard.

Kalros vs. Terramorphous the Invincible.

 

[goreae]

Can I vote gynoids? Because EDI is a gynoid. However, failing that, cyborgs. Because Commander Shepard.

Kalros vs. Terramorphous the Invincible.

I'm going to take that as android. A gynoid is just a branch of android, so all gynoids are androids, but not vice versa.

Anyways, i haven't played the borderlands games yet, so I'm not answering this, but just saying, kalros took down a reaper without breaking a sweat. Just putting that out there.

 

[Randomguy404]

Banned for not posting a fight. This is not the wrong thread.

Alexmaster vs. his server.

Sent from a comet using an speed boost upgrade.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I have no idea who alexmaster is, but since his server can't fight back I'd say alexmaster.

Jebus vs Jesus.

 

[Randomguy404]

Why would you ask this question? If I was a moderator I'd probably ban you.

Anyway Laceylacey vs. keaton

 

[PeggleFrank]

Laceylacey, for having the name "Lacey" two times in the name.

Crysis vs. Crisis.

 

[dwappo]

Crysis. The "y" is always cool.

High network lag (500+ ping) or low fps (2fps)?

 

[PeggleFrank]

Lag. If you're at a low FPS it doesn't matter how fast the server is.

Toast vs. Bread.

 

[SolomonAiel]

Bread because you can make today with it and sandwiches.

Fast food vs fresh cooked food.

 

[Randomguy404]

Fresh cooked food. It's much tastier.

Tournaments vs. duels.

Sent with a potato via microwave.

 

[Jess887cp]

There are duel-based tournaments you know. Tourneys are always more interesting though.

Also, solomon, toast >:c

Western cartoons or Japanese anime?

 

[Randomguy404]

Western cartoons. IDK why...

GregoriusT's arse vs. AlgorithmX2's arse.

Sent from mDiyo's arse.

 

[goreae]

I decline to answer as I do not wish to start a flame war over who has a bigger arse.

a reaper vs. 1000 tripods.

 

[ApSciLiara]

A Reaper (because indoctrination, and the fact that heat rays were designed for use against organic targets and light military vehicles, and a Reaper is a multi-million year old spaceship with almost impenetrable shields and armour).

A giant, solid light hologram of Commander Shepard vs. a Sovereign-class Reaper.

 

[Randomguy404]

YE OLDE SHITTE

mDiyo's head vs. powercrystal's head.

 

[goreae]

You never answered, so you are being ignored.

Wait, which Shepherd? male or female? if it's male Shepherd, than the reaper would win because he has so much testosterone, you can even sense it through a hologram. If it's female shephard, "My name is commander Shepherd and this is my favourite shop on the citadel." reaper: *spontaneously explodes*

Spontaneous combustion vs. spontaneous implosion.