Who would win in a fight?

[PeggleFrank]

AE.

Ducklings vs. Kittens.

 

[lukaszpoke]

Kittens

Puppies vs Kittens

 

[PeggleFrank]

Kittens.

Water vs. Fire

 

[Randomguy404]

Water.

Saice vs. Hoff vs. Peggle vs. PeggleFrank vs. DatOneGuy vs. Jaded vs. Alexmaster vs. Algorithmx2 vs. Player vs. GregoriusT vs. Lawbroken.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Me, obviously.

Salt vs. Pepper.

 

[Randomguy404]

Pepper. Salt I hate.

Vauthil vs. Hoff vs. Farts vs. The Big Bang Theory vs. toilet paper vs. piss vs. urine vs. Saice vs. Lawbroken vs. Fat Women vs. skinny women vs. chocolate covered in urine vs. shit vs. real shit vs. superhero shit vs. real life super shit that wants to save you from what it calls the rubbish dump (home) vs. sheep vs. creeperhost vs. platinum ftb vs. gregtech vs. the shittiest server around vs. chocolate.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Saice.

Planes vs. Rockets.

 

[Droideka30]

Rockets, of course.

Notch vs Slowpoke.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Notch.

Models vs. Textures.

 

[Droideka30]

How would they fight? Both are necissary for the other to work.

Biden vs Palin.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Biden, because [POLITICS].

Color supernovas vs. Demon cows.

 

[goreae]

Demon Cows. I love me some devilish bovine.

Wolves vs. Lions.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Wolves. Nerdy lions just aren't possible.

Minutes vs. Seconds.

 

[goreae]

Seconds. They don't sound nearly as tiny as they are. minutes just sound so... minute.

< vs. > vs. v

 

[Droideka30]

The Victor is obvious.

Mario vs. Luigi.

 

[goreae]

Luigi. He kicks ghost butt while Mario can only run in fear.

Ghosts vs. Ghasts.

 

[Technician]

Ghosts. Ghasts shoot fire.

Zombie Pigmen Vs. Iron Golems

 

[Droideka30]

Iron golems.
"gif" vs. "jif" (as the pronunciation of the image format .gif).

 

[Technician]

Gif.

Eternal Density vs. Exedra

 

[ApSciLiara]

Ummmmmm. They both unite under the banner of 'Liara's Friends' and never fight and live happily ever after.

Sam Traynor vs. FemShep (-wink-)

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