What would you do if the above 3 avatars were sent to kill you?

Lethosos

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Well, against Toph Beifong and Church, it's all about dragging them underwater.

Against whomever that is, Ika would have to get lucky to do an INK INK TO DA FACE before throwing him around with super-strong tentacles

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the_j485

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Well, against Toph Beifong and Church, it's all about dragging them underwater.

Against whomever that is, Ika would have to get lucky to do an INK INK TO DA FACE before throwing him around with super-strong tentacles

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Church? Pff. Just walk about twenty metres away, he'll never actuary secure a shot on you.
But nah. The avatar is not church:
 

lenscas

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My answer will pretty much always be a combination of
  • throwing them in the digital ocean
  • having them join phyrexia by the process of phyresis
  • have my army of phyrexian kill them for me
  • have my army of crabs,blocks and what not get them out of the digital world
depending on where I am/ they are
 

fowltief

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i like eating cheese.
Pretty sure i can handle Xana.
not sure if i can beat halo guy tho
 

erindalc

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Phyrexians...I can handle those.

Cheese....I think I can take cheese, even if it is living and angry

Not sure who that is fowltief, but I am confident in my abilites
 

lenscas

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cheese + oil=phyrexian cheese? That is probably good for me
not sure about fowltief's avatar but oil probably solves the problem
phyrexia already won from mirrans once, a second time should be easy
 

goreae

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Xana may be a problem, but I've never failed to avoid detection from the pitiful police during my world-famous murder spree! Weird oil creature thing? Well I got a pair of scissors that I designed with flint especially to light fires! Oh yes, Genocide Jack is branching off into arson! Pretty pretty flames. Nothing left of him but a scorch mark. Don't know what fowltief is, but he's just my type, a cute boy that I can slice and dice and kill with loving passion! I'm drooling just thinking about it!
 

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FYI: If Phyrexian oil was flammable, Mirrodin probably wouldn't have fallen. Heck, for that matter, Urza and co. wouldn't have had nearly as much trouble protecting Dominaria from Old Phyrexia.

At any rate, as an inanimate object, there's not much I can do except exist and hope nobody takes any notice.
 

goreae

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FYI: If Phyrexian oil was flammable, Mirrodin probably wouldn't have fallen. Heck, for that matter, Urza and co. wouldn't have had nearly as much trouble protecting Dominaria from Old Phyrexia.

At any rate, as an inanimate object, there's not much I can do except exist and hope nobody takes any notice.
You act like I know what any of what you just said means.
 
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Lethosos

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Think of Phyrexia as a nanomachine virus. The reason that Mirrodin was a special case was in how the world was created. I won't spoil it, but there is a book on that.

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Think of Phyrexia as a nanomachine virus. The reason that Mirrodin was a special case was in how the world was created. I won't spoil it, but there is a book on that.

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Yeah, pretty much. If the oil was flammable, somebody would've set fire to it already.
 

lenscas

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Yeah, pretty much. If the oil was flammable, somebody would've set fire to it already.
not someone, but something.
*points towards all the things that can burn oil that just exist on every world, like for example lava*
 

gold49

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Triangles, Phyrexia, and ...*googles image*...squid girl!?

Guess I could use the triangles as weapons and hold off the squid, while the phyrexia consumes her I make a run for it.
 

RyokuHasu

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Xana, Levi, and something that looks like a portal or bomb...

Well Xana (or what I assume is Xana) is a super computer program that literally tries to kill people in stupid, yet inventive ways. Levi is possibly the BEST at killing titans EVER. And the Bomb thing... I'm just going to assume it's a bomb.

Well if I leave an absolute MESS every where Levi will be too distracted with his CLEAN OCD to kill me, Xana just needs to be Unplugged, and the bomb can be defused with Alchemy.

(My avatar is Edward Elric win a redstone hat)
 
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I would eat the cheese and kill Mario with the floating triangles!