What is the most cruel thing you can think of to do to a villager?

[pizzawolf14]

I would say, to force them to ask 1.7 questions to the FTB team.

I don't know you, but I love you so much. That was the most golden response I've ever seen on these forums

 

[Eruantien]

I would say, to force them to ask 1.7 questions to the FTB team.

Either that or make them pull another April Fools' Day joke - against Mojang this time: all horses are obligatorily banished. Forever.
"Oh... no horses. We're so sorry." "No we're not!" "Yes, we are!" "Well, I'm not sorry! No more horses! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Oh look, an emerald."

 

[Protocurity]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned tainted villagers yet.

 

[Golrith]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned tainted villagers yet.

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Can you cut their nose off?

 

[ThorinNL]

I'm not that cruel, I just upgrade their wooden door with a iron door (buttons included).
It takes a smarter one, to get out (or in)

 

[malicious_bloke]

I have several testificates assisting me with my nuclear waste processing and storage.

They look sort of mutanty anyway so it's not like it matters.

 

[Suppressed]

Rape them! and burn there houses!

 

[HeilMewTwo]

Rape them! and burn there houses!

How and why do you rape villagers?

 

[malicious_bloke]

How and why do you rape villagers?

Forge multipart adds a diamond handsaw.

The rest is up to you.

 

[HeilMewTwo]

Forge multipart adds a diamond handsaw.

The rest is up to you.

I am so confused on how that turns into rape but okay!

 

[malicious_bloke]

I am so confused on how that turns into rape but okay!

Hold still, this will hurt you a lot more than it hurts me?

 

[pizzawolf14]

Hold still, this will hurt you a lot more than it hurts me?

This reminded me of T-Bag from prison break. Great show btw, would recommend.

 

[Vasa]

I usually sell their own wheat to them.

 

[PierceSG]

I usually sell their own weed to them.

FTFY?

 

[WuffleFluffy]

Currently the best I can think of is forcing them to breed, separating their children from them, dropping those children into a vat to be melted in front of them while draining their life essence and keeping them alive with regen.

Spawning endless numbers of them into a smeltery to farm emeralds....You should hear the screams from my basement (Sphax texturepack)