What is the most cruel thing you can think of to do to a villager?

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Eruantien

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I would say, to force them to ask 1.7 questions to the FTB team.
Either that or make them pull another April Fools' Day joke - against Mojang this time: all horses are obligatorily banished. Forever.
"Oh... no horses. We're so sorry." "No we're not!" "Yes, we are!" "Well, I'm not sorry! No more horses! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Oh look, an emerald."
 

Protocurity

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned tainted villagers yet.

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ThorinNL

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I'm not that cruel, I just upgrade their wooden door with a iron door (buttons included).
It takes a smarter one, to get out (or in)
 

malicious_bloke

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I have several testificates assisting me with my nuclear waste processing and storage.

They look sort of mutanty anyway so it's not like it matters.
 

WuffleFluffy

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Currently the best I can think of is forcing them to breed, separating their children from them, dropping those children into a vat to be melted in front of them while draining their life essence and keeping them alive with regen.

Spawning endless numbers of them into a smeltery to farm emeralds....You should hear the screams from my basement (Sphax texturepack)
 
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