What is the most cruel thing you can think of to do to a villager?

[rhn]

 

[Strikingwolf]

I like this thread

 

[epidemia78]

I put one in a little cage high up on a pillar outside my base to attract zombies so my laser turret can chew them up.

 

[Azzanine]

I was a little confused as to what a "villager" was but I figured out you where talking about the walking dead meats.

I keep them in a pit to sacrifice or experiment on, I will then clone my favorite over and over to replenish the supply.

I'm surprised no one's made a Villager slave mod yet, or maybe they have and I'm unaware of it.

 

[triblades]

Two deep square (3x3 or something), one villager and a zombie, and a flower of regen (or something)
Then install Tropicraft júst to setup a beach chair and watch with a Piña colada in my hand.


Edit:
Ohhh, I thought of something better, kinda stolen from DireWolf20's video a long time ago.

Vanilla villager breeder system, then use Railcraft to transport excess villagers to a 'fun' location.
Location: Use Mystcraft to create two very unstable ages (with all the horrors you can imagine that comes with it) .
Then seperate the children from their parents and drop them in the two ages.

Imagine the look on their faces as they are dropped into a world, with no return book, with huge falling meteors, and destabilizing ground underneath them, if not lava outright.


Hmm, I suprise myself o0

 

[HeilMewTwo]

Breeding them and making them watch me drop their children into blazing pyrotheum. Plus you get the joy of their despair when said pyrotheum burns down their houses.

 

[Golrith]

Breeding them and making them watch me drop their children into blazing pyrotheum. Plus you get the joy of their despair when said pyrotheum burns down their houses.

Since they love emeralds, give them a bath of molten emeralds first, just make sure the emerald bath is squeezed out of other villagers first.

 

[malicious_bloke]

Since they love emeralds, give them a bath of molten emeralds first, just make sure the emerald bath is squeezed out of other villagers first.

My well of suffering is lined with emerald blocks.

I hope they enjoy the symbolism during their eternity of torment.

 

[the_j485]

This wasn't villagers, but I put a load of ocelots in a prsion and named it "Meowschwitz".
I then put creepers in it occasionally to see them shit themselves and spaz out.

 

[Eruantien]

Send them through a portal into a Mystcraft ocean age filled with Resonant Ender, meteors, and white decay. And destroy the entrance stone platform so they will never stop teleporting. Then send zombies in after them. And squids. Dozens of squids. Then up in the sky build an emerald status of a villager and set off a nuke.

Alternatively one could have them navigate a maze or labyrinth in the twilight forest to get away from zombies, but at the end they are turned into emeralds by an autonomous activator wielding a capitalist-enchanted etheric sword.

Stick them all in safari nets and send them endlessly looping through an overcomplicated LP system, comprising item cannons, itemducts, automatic exports, minecarts, laser sharks, and squids. Oh and make sure the minecarts go down a roller-coaster-style track that takes them through a mob farm.

Also one could place them in minecarts and send them along with a boring train to supervise. That would be quite boring.

 

[sweden_revenge]

I used to shoot a portal on the moon, a portal on the ground and watch the villagers get sucked into space, then I remembered that they're not cores and will die without air. :/

 

[ThomazM]

[extremelydarkhumor] https://www.dropbox.com/sh/3n9eplyheq427i5/48n2uK7JZ [/extremelydarkhumor]

Followed by my only possible reaction:

 

[4oursword]

Zoologist villager traded me a single use safari net for an emerald. That didn't unlock a new trade, so I put him in the net. Then threw it onto an ender-lily.

 

[malicious_bloke]

As previously alluded to. Torture device for testificates, decorated with the smelted remains of their relatives. This is what lurks beneath my blood altar (you can see some of the upgrade runes), I'll never run out of LP again

 

[ThomazM]

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As previously alluded to. Torture device for testificates, decorated with the smelted remains of their relatives. This is what lurks beneath my blood altar (you can see some of the upgrade runes), I'll never run out of LP again

Poor badly AI'd 3D models, oh bless them.

 

[Eruantien]

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As previously alluded to. Torture device for testificates, decorated with the smelted remains of their relatives. This is what lurks beneath my blood altar (you can see some of the upgrade runes), I'll never run out of LP again

You need more XP. And less power. And a new hobby. I suggest the creation of a worldwide railway system that ferries villagers around on an endless tour of the overworld/nether.

 

[namiasdf]

Replace their homes with netherrack and have them suffer the ugliness.

 

[pizzawolf14]

I could build an ancient Mayan/Aztec style village with a chitzen-itza lookalike with a blood altar inside and perform human sacrifices...

 

[Eruantien]

Trap them inside a 5x5 room, and then trap a ghast inside with them - effectively they are now inside the ghast. Also, place autonomous activators "using" openblocks creeper and zombie noises.

Yes I'm bored.

 

[hellraizer1967]

I would say, to force them to ask 1.7 questions to the FTB team.