The Ongoing Battle Against The Spambots

[GPuzzle]

"Okay. Everything from my body is still intact. No bones were broken.
Think, G, damnit.
What the hell is that creature?
And if that robot is the mother robot...
We're screwed.
C'mon.
C'mon, wake up.
Wake up...
You've got to alert J..."

I woke up.
"J! J! Wake up!"
J wake up.
"RUN LIKE HELL AND DO NOT LOOK BACK!"

 

[the_j485]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
I point and shoot by assault rifle at the mother bot, and it immediately explodes in an awesome and epic way, and it dies, granting me eternal life and the ability to kill anything.

That is a joke.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

*slowking steals all of J and Gs clothes and belongings*
*slowking finds the ocean again and creates a portal to the spambot infested earth*
*slowking lands in a jungle*
*slowking goes back and throws J+G away in the portal*
*J lands in a desert*
*G lands on a prarie*
*slowking lands in the ocean*

OOC: CURSES YOU NINJAS
also both of you were asleep I thought o_o

 

[techno156]

*slowking steals all of J and Gs clothes and belongings*
*slowking finds the ocean again and creates a portal to the spambot infested earth*
*slowking lands in a jungle*
*slowking goes back and throws J+G away in the portal*
*J lands in a desert*
*G lands on a prarie*
*slowking lands in the ocean*

OOC: CURSES YOU NINJAS
also both of you were asleep I thought o_o

OOC: It appears they woke up.

Techno emerged from the rear end of the ship covered in radioactive fluid and sulphuric acid. Wiping a majority of it off onto the sand, techno attempted to start the engine. There was a loud groan, followed by an explosion.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

OOC: It appears they woke up.

Techno emerged from the rear end of the ship covered in radioactive fluid and sulphuric acid. Wiping a majority of it off onto the sand, techno attempted to start the engine. There was a loud groan, followed by an explosion.

OOCWell IC modification ishen I got back they were awake and I used yawn again and they fell asleep again

 

[Bellaabzug21]

A meteor fell from the sky and from the rubble a figure emerged. As the dust cleared a voice could be heard "Bitch please, the godmodder has arrived."

 

[the_j485]

"Shit, he's back." Said J.
"GET HIM WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT!" Shouted J at everyone, also using his radio to contact earth to send troops.
He used his SMG to fire explosive bullets at the GM, hoping to at least distract it from something it might want to do.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The godmodder destroyed all the spambots and then began the war in space over a chicken pot pie. That's when everybody realized that this is a joke and should just do normal RPing from now on

 

[GPuzzle]

Three weeks.
Three fucking weeks.
And we couldn't find anything. No water, no food, no vehicles, no ammo.
We were living on gum, which was the only thing J had.
"J?"
"Yes?"
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
"Do you mean that trailer?"
"Yeah!"
I entered the trailer. Canned food, books, another bass and weapons. I had a strange feeling I had been there before.
But what the heck, we had food, a place to sleep and a way to travel.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Slowking uses high power explosives!
It is super effective!
The trailer blows up!
Slowking uses teleport!
Slowking got away!

 

[GPuzzle]

OOC: NO. BAD SLOWKING. STOP GODMODDING, FUCKER! WE ARE STARVING, WITH ONLY A KATANA, GUM AND A BASS! WE ARE JUST GOING TO GET A TRAILER! WE HAD A FREAKING SPACESHIP EARLY ON! THIS IS BOTTOM LEVEL! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR PARTIES!

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"hello?"
"What is this place"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Skeleton! Quick! Get away! G is mad!

 

[Bellaabzug21]

God used smite. Slowking died. Trainer ThatOne must select a new pokemon from his party.

 

[SkeletonPunk]

God used smite. Slowking died. Trainer ThatOne must select a new pokemon from his party.

"what? ok... i choose a level OVER 9000 Charamader"
"Seriously Where am I and what is happening, why did you kill slowking? Who is G and why is has he gone insane... ANY WHY IS STEVE HERE, i mean of all places, steve had to be here?"
"And what are YOU doing here Bob Smith?"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

God used smite. Slowking died. Trainer ThatOne must select a new pokemon from his party.

ThatOne isnt a trainer...

Slowking respawned!
"Where am I?
Oh good im away from that hellish dimension
Wait, whats his thing?
Oh my Gawd itsa mario bot.
RUN RUN OH GOD WHAT THE FU-"
*transmission ends*

 

[SkeletonPunk]

*transmission begins*
"wait, what mario bo-"
"OH, OH GOD"
"NOOOO, NOOOO"
"GET AWAY"
*Screams from uncontainable pains*
*transmission ends*

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

*transmission begins*
Oh god...
G...J...
They...they...they have been...turned
Even them...they do not deserve this fate...
They...they are...they are...
Spambots

*static*
Go- the- peaks- waterfall-
Help...no...away...
*transmission ends*

 

[GPuzzle]

OOC: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SLOWKING!
YOU'VE FUCKED WITH OUR LIFES, DROVE US TO THE MOTHERBOT, BLEW UP OUR VAN AND NOW TURNED US INTO SPAMBOTS! YOU'RE WORSE THAN WHIZZ WHEN IT COMES TO GODMODDING! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE A HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH THAT DOES NOT DESERVE TO EXIST! FUCK YOU!

 

[SkeletonPunk]

OOC: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SLOWKING!
YOU'VE FUCKED WITH OUR LIFES, DROVE US TO THE MOTHERBOT, BLEW UP OUR VAN AND NOW TURNED US INTO SPAMBOTS! YOU'RE WORSE THAN WHIZZ WHEN IT COMES TO GODMODDING! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE A HEARTLESS SON OF A BITCH THAT DOES NOT DESERVE TO EXIST! FUCK YOU!

wow... umm... its not that important... its just an rpg in chat.