The Ongoing Battle Against The Spambots

[GPuzzle]

"I still have my katana and my bass!"
*starts to attack Slowking nonstop*

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Oh dear...
Better teleport away!
And take this wreckage
Slowking used teleport!
Slowking teleported with the wreckage!
J and G are left there!

 

[the_j485]

"FUCK"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Okay...hook this here...shape this metal here...clip this wire here... There! Now I have a minor psychic booster! It also works as a jetpack! *flies away*

 

[techno156]

Byrne? *ahem*

OOC: DOn't blame. I was writing them both at the same time, and as can be expected, got confused.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Alright there...hey, those look like the things that attacked me when I woke up

 

[the_j485]

"IT'S BACK! JUMP IT!"
They grabbed on to the thing, and it tried teleporting, but they stuck on fast, and it couldn't shake them off.
"SLOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

OOC: wait, I was near a spambot(as said in my first post) and have a translator so I would be saying something

IC: Slowking used surf!
It's super effective!
Slowking used teleport!
Slowking teleported away!

 

[techno156]

OOC: So, where are you lot,exactly?

 

[the_j485]

OOC: So, where are you lot,exactly?

In a desert somewhere on earth

 

[GPuzzle]

"FUCKING HELL WE'RE STUCK IN THIS POST-APOCALIPTYCAL PROTOTYPE OF EARTH WITH NO SHIP!"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Alrighty, now to fly away... *flies away to the ocean*

 

[the_j485]

"GRAB IT! OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT STOP STOP STOOOOOOOP!"
They grabbed onto its legs, and it flew them over the ocean.
"UNHAND ME, SCUM!"
"GET US BACK ON DRY LAND DAMNIT!"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

OOC: how the fudge did you grab me? I teleported away and was not near you and G

IC(without J) : time to go under!

 

[the_j485]

"G! WHERE TEH FUCK ARE WE!?!?!??!?"

 

[GPuzzle]

"How am I supposed to know? We lost our GPS in the goddamn crash! At least I kept my weapons."
*handles katana to J*

 

[techno156]

Techno inspected the ship. Other than sustaining some mild damage, there was no structural issues. Stepping inside. Techno turned it on, and let it float into the air so it could stabilise itself, while he made a quick check.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Meanwhile underwater...
A wild spambot appeared!
Slowking used water pulse!
It was super effective!
Spambot fainted!
Wild motherbot appeared!
Slowking: oh...my...arceus...

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Motherbot uses portal! It is super effective!
Slowking, J, and G are all sent to spam dimension with all the wreckage and the ocean/desert

 

[the_j485]

"THERE'S! THE THING THAT STOLE PARTS OF MY SHIP! GRAB IT!"
"UNHAND ME!"
"GIVE ME MY SHIP PARTS BACK YOU LITTLE-
Slowking uses yawn! J and G fall asleep!