The Ongoing Battle Against The Spambots
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Spirit strode out of his bunker.
"I've been asking my time conduit to look at the timeline split caused by our time traveling and that universe is crazy. There's this whole multiverse and a bunch of other stuff and apparently I had like 16 personalities. But this universe is fine. No 'Great Breaks' or whatever they call them," he ranted. "We still have about a milliard spambots to go through though. Oh well."
"I've been asking my time conduit to look at the timeline split caused by our time traveling and that universe is crazy. There's this whole multiverse and a bunch of other stuff and apparently I had like 16 personalities. But this universe is fine. No 'Great Breaks' or whatever they call them," he ranted. "We still have about a milliard spambots to go through though. Oh well."
"Well, I guess Whizzball is here by the looks of it, I have no idea where everyone else is, though. Let's go to teh other bunkers, see if tehy need help and such, but we can also look for our friends 
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"Outside the remains of a planet... An orbit station slowly awakened from a long rest, its biological occupants still resting. The non-biological ones, however, were all hard at work, preparing everything. Now ready, the station fired up its engines, and in doing so, changed its classification from 'Orbit Station' to 'Starship'.
Techno sat down in the dirt, in a ditch just outside the smoking crater it left not too long ago. Techno checked that the unit was undamaged, and sat near a sigil, waiting for something interesting to happen.
Sure enough, it did.
Techno sat down in the dirt, in a ditch just outside the smoking crater it left not too long ago. Techno checked that the unit was undamaged, and sat near a sigil, waiting for something interesting to happen.
Sure enough, it did.
Me and G were flying over in my ship, cruising at low altitude to look for human stragglers.
Suddenly, the spotting computer sees something... A human life form!
We go nearer, and it is simply a huge crater. On one side, there is a ditch, with a man and a small robot, inside a cage.
I use a buzz saw to cut him out of the cage, and he wants to bring the bot with him, and I say ok, but it is severely damaged, so I let him have a look at it in the mechanics bay. He says his name is Techno...
Suddenly, the spotting computer sees something... A human life form!
We go nearer, and it is simply a huge crater. On one side, there is a ditch, with a man and a small robot, inside a cage.
I use a buzz saw to cut him out of the cage, and he wants to bring the bot with him, and I say ok, but it is severely damaged, so I let him have a look at it in the mechanics bay. He says his name is Techno...
OOC: I love how Whiz keeps blaming her being OP on Rym lol, when that's like saying if someone needed bleach for their floors or something then I lent it to then and then they, you know, drank it.
BIC:
The Spambot leader stood up, his metallic skin shining, he glanced around his magnificent palace of dull iron. Many more metallic discs flew around him now, beeping and bopping. Each with an engraving on it, the one he had spoken into before, his personal favorite, E1. "What is this? Are you absolutely sure? If you are lying to me, there shall be severe consequences. Ah, Spirit is alive then? Kill the Conduit Leader at once. We are much better than in those.. skirmishes, we can take him and use his Ray Sphere technology.
The Spambot Leader, who called himself Kamehameha, or Kameh, strode over to a small bar. He mixed himself some of his favorite drink and guzzled it down. Delishious, wasn't it? Kameh wasn't going to his throne now, this was too important. He stood beside his throne and went down some steps, the steps were shielded, so no one but him knew they were there. The room below was an oddity, for it was carved of what looked like quartz, and blue light shone through. Many tables sat, and all kinds of machinery buzzed down here. He picked up a small screwdriver and began work, he had an idea, and soon those survivors, those PESKY SURVIVORS. He had to move universes because of them, back to the original Spambot universe, the original universe where it all started, away from the Multiverse. Luckily almost exclusively the strongest spambots survived and continued to make more. His armies would eventually overcome them.
BIC:
The Spambot leader stood up, his metallic skin shining, he glanced around his magnificent palace of dull iron. Many more metallic discs flew around him now, beeping and bopping. Each with an engraving on it, the one he had spoken into before, his personal favorite, E1. "What is this? Are you absolutely sure? If you are lying to me, there shall be severe consequences. Ah, Spirit is alive then? Kill the Conduit Leader at once. We are much better than in those.. skirmishes, we can take him and use his Ray Sphere technology.
The Spambot Leader, who called himself Kamehameha, or Kameh, strode over to a small bar. He mixed himself some of his favorite drink and guzzled it down. Delishious, wasn't it? Kameh wasn't going to his throne now, this was too important. He stood beside his throne and went down some steps, the steps were shielded, so no one but him knew they were there. The room below was an oddity, for it was carved of what looked like quartz, and blue light shone through. Many tables sat, and all kinds of machinery buzzed down here. He picked up a small screwdriver and began work, he had an idea, and soon those survivors, those PESKY SURVIVORS. He had to move universes because of them, back to the original Spambot universe, the original universe where it all started, away from the Multiverse. Luckily almost exclusively the strongest spambots survived and continued to make more. His armies would eventually overcome them.
OOC: I'm still a nanobot construction... no identifiable gender. XD But I could have taken a human 'form'... Hm...
This ship is primitive, but is quite well... The lab is quite nice. I think the old dimension can handle itself. So far... The fact that I should keep things 'normal' didn't stop me from salvaging everything from the soldering iron and using it to seal up that little bot...
OOC: Yeah, I unwittingly made it First-Person.
OOC: Hello, friends! I am here and ready to get to writing.
So what would be appropriate for an entrance to the fray?
So what would be appropriate for an entrance to the fray?
OOC: Hello, friends! I am here and ready to get to writing.
So what would be appropriate for an entrance to the fray?
Come to one of the bunkers I guess
Beep, boop, beep beep motherfu- Kameh grabbed the disk. 'Blasted things, always making noise.'
Kameh yawned widely, staring at the newly assembled Spambot squadron. It was a new type, they could repair themselves, self-destruct. He called pressed a button on the disk and they all alighted, sitting up. "Yes, master?"
Kameh raised his hand and pointed in the general direction of the Survivors "Destroy them. You know who, kill them all."
"Yes." The New Spambots lifted themselves up, and starting marching. Kameh settled back into his throne and sipped some vodka. 'The cloning thing will take them off guard won't it? Ah, all out of vodka now.'
Kameh yawned widely, staring at the newly assembled Spambot squadron. It was a new type, they could repair themselves, self-destruct. He called pressed a button on the disk and they all alighted, sitting up. "Yes, master?"
Kameh raised his hand and pointed in the general direction of the Survivors "Destroy them. You know who, kill them all."
"Yes." The New Spambots lifted themselves up, and starting marching. Kameh settled back into his throne and sipped some vodka. 'The cloning thing will take them off guard won't it? Ah, all out of vodka now.'
So I'm flying in my ship back to the bunker, and, well... I was showing off... and in a free fall, what does techno do? Moulds around his fucking seat harness, that's bloody well what!
So, he isn't human, he's millions of nano-bots working in unison. Because that isn't creepy shit...
So, he isn't human, he's millions of nano-bots working in unison. Because that isn't creepy shit...
You see, being in a spaceship with J, the best pilot I know, shouldn't be too scary.
That is, if I ignore the batshit bastard made out of nanobots called Techno.
He was like Mad Matt from The Enemy series - always going on about stuff that didn't made sense simply because he is that much batshit insane. At least he was no crazy religious man, otherwise I would have thrown him out five minutes after we picked him up.
"Uhm, J, do we have any problems?"
That is, if I ignore the batshit bastard made out of nanobots called Techno.
He was like Mad Matt from The Enemy series - always going on about stuff that didn't made sense simply because he is that much batshit insane. At least he was no crazy religious man, otherwise I would have thrown him out five minutes after we picked him up.
"Uhm, J, do we have any problems?"
"Well, we'll be at the nearest bunker, B, in 40 minutes. So that should be just enough on my current tank. Unless something bad happens to us. That would be a complete tragedy..."
OOC: Sev, we're joking with genre savvy stuff. C'mon, it seems like you don't read TVTropes, man.