Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by trajing, Nov 27, 2014.
Does anyone have some smoke grenades I could borrow?
Detcord... The solution to all of life's problems
"When in doubt: C4"
-- Jamie Hyneman
"When in doubt: antimatter bombs"
- Me, 2016
"If all else fails, set it on fire and run"
"What the f*** did you just put in the bonfire?!"
-My manager, 2016
a bonfire that didn't want to catch fire?
"Old Indian trick, gasoline" Indian guide on a fishing trip in Canada on how to start a fire in the rain
Normally a bonfire that explodes a little after it gets lit.
(its not always my fault either- I just get blamed for it)
sooo... dementia residents say the funniest things. The other day at work... I told a resident that I was tired. Her exact words were "oh you must have to much sex!" Apple juice out the nose is less the comfortable
So if I asked you to fetch me a beer- would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
I should marry my wifi by often it goes down on me.
“Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love – for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you from misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labours and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.” ― Max Ehrmann
Dunno where this came from but it was on my phone's clip tray...
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Snow... snow... why is it always snow?! 5"-8" yay!
You know you could now switch it to AA