"The Machine"

[lenscas]

The machine becomes self aware

let the machine insert you in itself. What? it is hungry.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine contracts indigestion.

Inserts a vaguely coin-shaped antacid tablet.

 

[Gamefury64]

By the way, for anyone interested in seeing where the original game was from, it's in the spoiler.

Spoiler

Link to another forum

Spoiler

http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/50545/t1750794-ki-vending-machine-game/

 

[HeroGabe]

the machine explodes

inserts the machine into itself

 

[xTordX]

It breaks and doesen't dosappear out of existence because THIS IS REAL LIFE

*inserts a silver dollar*

 

[HeroGabe]

It breaks and doesen't dosappear out of existence because THIS IS REAL LIFE

*inserts a silver dollar*

It spits out a note from GregTech International saying "Silver Dollars don't exist anymore."

*inserts @xTordX into the machine for "inspection" reasons*

 

[xTordX]

*It spews me out*

What was seen can not be unseen O.O


*Inserts a Thaumcraft gold coin*

 

[Gamefury64]

The machine eats the coin

You get a gold nugget.

 

[xTordX]

Oh yay free smelting!
*dumps some chickens in the machine*

 

[darthwesix]

the machine suckers you in turns you in to a chicken and smelts you

I insert one of @xTordX feathers in the machine

 

[xTordX]

*a normal clone of me pops out*
I eat the chicken and put its bones in the machine

 

[darthwesix]

you pop out of the machine and says it is from the past

I go in the machine

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine explodes.

*inserts a quarter into a different machine*

 

[xTordX]

An anvil falls on you right after you hear the Sniper from TF2 saying "Right through yer head, wanker!"

 

[Someone Else 37]

*yells at Tord for not inserting a coin*

*inserts coin*

 

[sgbros1]

A coin comes out.

Insert a coin

 

[darthwesix]

@xTordX comes out

i insert @xTordX that came out

 

[xTordX]

Stop making me see traumatizing stuff people!
*removes all clothes of @darthwesix and shoves them in the machine*

 

[sgbros1]

You magically get sucked inside as well.

*seals the opening of the machine*

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine seems to be very uncomfortable with its current contents.

*inserts a link to a rickroll video*