The Constant Struggle Against the Spam Bots

[whizzball1]

It has happened. It is over. Accept the loss.

You can die however you want, but it won't involve me, because you are in space and I am on the Earth.
So I am going to continue the story with the pretense that you jumped out of the spaceship of your own accord, not in time for me to cause your body to be immune to the effects of space for the amount of time it takes me to pull you down to earth.
I did nothing to make you do that.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Well it seems that Bella jumped out of the spaceship. So I guess I dragged a dead body down to Earth.
Anywho, time to check on him. Yup, he's dead. I still have time to extend his overload point and fill it with energy, but considering he jumped out of the spaceship in purposeful suicide, I probably shouldn't.
[END TRANSMISSION][DOUBLEPOST=1373751513][/DOUBLEPOST]

Dude, two points:

1) Let him live his story how he wants, this isn't your thread to control.
2) That will make more tears in time or whatever they are, and we already have enough -_-

I'm just saying that I didn't kill him.
And I came up with a solution to having to go back in time to fix it, taken from a FanFiction.
But seeing as Bella doesn't want it, I'm not going to do it.
I guess Bella wants out of the story?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

You can die however you want, but it won't involve me, because you are in space and I am on the Earth.
So I am going to continue the story with the pretense that you jumped out of the spaceship of your own accord, not in time for me to cause your body to be immune to the effects of space for the amount of time it takes me to pull you down to earth.
I did nothing to make you do that.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Well it seems that Bella jumped out of the spaceship. So I guess I dragged a dead body down to Earth.
Anywho, time to check on him. Yup, he's dead. I still have time to extend his overload point and fill it with energy, but considering he jumped out of the spaceship in purposeful suicide, I probably shouldn't.
[END TRANSMISSION][DOUBLEPOST=1373751513][/DOUBLEPOST]

I'm just saying that I didn't kill him.
And I came up with a solution to having to go back in time to fix it, taken from a FanFiction.
But seeing as Bella doesn't want it, I'm not going to do it.
I guess Bella wants out of the story?

Something like that.

 

[Technician]

OOC: insert Technician's ability. BTW he can die.

BEC
Day idk minute idk time idk place idk

Technician, after being slammed against the wall laughs because it happened correctly. He used the connection to Whizz to hack directly into him. And augments himself by using the ray Sphere to siphon off Whizz

END

OOC: Technician's power is to hack/manipulate technology and such with his mind, which I have long planned, ask Techno. He can take the Nuke like a champ now.
Also, you literally just broke a sentient beings brain you jerk, you can't rebuild that like they could so I'm ignoring that you destroyed it.

 

[whizzball1]

Something like that.

I responded to your RP.
Don't worry, don't worry, I won't be able to be OP.

 

[the_j485]

OOC: insert Technician's ability. BTW he can die.

BEC
Day idk minute idk time idk place idk

Technician, after being slammed against the wall laughs because it happened correctly. He used the connection to Whizz to hack directly into him. Therefore hacking into his MID, and using it to augment himself with Whizz's power.

END

OOC: Technician's power is to hack/manipulate technology and such with his mind, which I have long planned, ask Techno. He can take the Nuke like a champ now.

Can he take an organic EMP now? I think not...

 

[whizzball1]

OOC: insert Technician's ability. BTW he can die.

BEC
Day idk minute idk time idk place idk

Technician, after being slammed against the wall laughs because it happened correctly. He used the connection to Whizz to hack directly into him. Therefore hacking into his MID, and using it to augment himself with Whizz's power.

END

OOC: Technician's power is to hack/manipulate technology and such with his mind, which I have long planned, ask Techno. He can take the Nuke like a champ now.

Hmm?
My MID can't augment people.
It can only control Mortal devices.
And also people.
The MID is directly connected to me and therefore is controlled by my brain.
It has no technology.
Only me.
MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Technician]

Okay, this just turned stupid because Rymmie just said that MIDs are made by the Maker. And I'm pretty sure you said the ray sphere was your MID so yeah

I'm probably done with this RP. Technician slips into a hole in reality and goes does his more fun non-stupid stuff. Like actually fighting spam bots

Also MIDs are ran by the OS of the Maker's brain
funny how you can not only have an nontechnical thing running magic and probably not organic and running a OS but you can also smash a Maker's sentience but you claim it absorbs energy then it doesn't.
wat?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Okay, this just turned stupid because Rymmie just said that MIDs are made by the Maker. And I'm pretty sure you said the ray sphere was your MID so yeah

I'm probably done with this RP. Technician slips into a hole in reality and goes does his more fun non-stupid stuff. Like actually fighting spam bots

Also MIDs are ran by the OS of the Maker's brain
funny how you can not only have an nontechnical thing running magic and probably not organic and running a OS but you can also smash a Maker's sentience but you claim it absorbs energy then it doesn't.
wat?

Don't worry tech, I got this shit.

I responded to your RP.
Don't worry, don't worry, I won't be able to be OP.

Nice! Hope you like it. And i'm not done yet. It really was "Something like that."

 

[whizzball1]

Okay, this just turned stupid because Rymmie just said that MIDs are made by the Maker. And I'm pretty sure you said the ray sphere was your MID so yeah

I'm probably done with this RP. Technician slips into a hole in reality and goes does his more fun non-stupid stuff. Like actually fighting spam bots

Also MIDs are ran by the OS of the Maker's brain
funny how you can not only have an nontechnical thing running magic and probably not organic and running a OS but you can also smash a Maker's sentience but you claim it absorbs energy then it doesn't.
wat?

Whaaat...
I really didn't understand Rymmie's thing, I guess.
And I did not say the Ray Sphere is my MID.
Anyway, blame Rymmie for all this.
Let's just go back to fighting Spambots.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
So my Conduit found the next break. Apparently the Caesar who was murdered by his friends wasn't murdered by his friends.
Even worse, there are Spambots in that time period scaring the heck out of everyone. I'm looking at Roman Legends and apparently everyone's bummed out by some Spambot making more Spambots and taking over Rome.
Well that's going to be a tough nut to crack.
[END TRANSMISSION]

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Whaaat...
I really didn't understand Rymmie's thing, I guess.
And I did not say the Ray Sphere is my MID.
Anyway, blame Rymmie for all this.
Let's just go back to fighting Spambots.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
So my Conduit found the next break. Apparently the Caesar who was murdered by his friends wasn't murdered by his friends.
Even worse, there are Spambots in that time period scaring the heck out of everyone. I'm looking at Roman Legends and apparently everyone's bummed out by some Spambot making more Spambots and taking over Rome.
Well that's going to be a tough nut to crack.
[END TRANSMISSION]

Do you have ship Whiz?

 

[whizzball1]

Do you have ship Whiz?

Hmm?
I don't even want to know what that means.
And by blame rymmie I mean he is the one who introduced the Multiverse thing.
As long as nothing like that pops up in your story, I should never become a Marty Stu.
My powers have already been marked down:
Charmspeak is the ability of children of Aphrodite. It's basically a way of speaking that causes people to do what you want. It can also be used to implant a memory or remove a memory from someone's brain.
For example:
"Boss's orders, Will."
*charmspeak* "Are you sure he told you to tell me to do that?"
"Maybe, I think so!"
"I don't think you remember that."
"Hmm, maybe I don't... Stop!"
"I'm really, really sure that he didn't say that to you."
*dreamily* "Yeah, I guess you're right."
"It was all a hallucination."
*dreamily* "All a hallucination, nothing to worry about." *regular* "Sorry about that, Will."

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Hmm?
I don't even want to know what that means.

Like a rocket ship, that you would fly into space?

 

[whizzball1]

Like a rocket ship, that you would fly into space?

Yeah.
Also, I gave you an example of Charmspeak, in case you don't know what it is.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Yeah.
Also, I gave you an example of Charmspeak, in case you don't know what it is.

Nice, don't worry, I've read a fair bit of ranger's apprentice.

In other news.
Incoming transmission to Whizzball's ship:

Spoiler

You're right. I did have a nice rack.

 

[whizzball1]

Nice, don't worry, I've read a fair bit of ranger's apprentice.

In other news.
Incoming transmission to Whizzball's ship:

Spoiler

You're right. I did have a nice rack.

But having Charmspeak is not part of Ranger's Apprentice.
And neither is the power to control water.
He needed actual powers!

 

[Technician]

Lol ripping off Rick Riordan are we, Whizz?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Lol ripping off Rick Riordan are we, Whizz?

I did say it was encouraged.

But having Charmspeak is not part of Ranger's Apprentice.
And neither is the power to control water.
He needed actual powers!

I am aware of that, just letting you know that if you reference it, I shall be in the know. You did say he had the main character's powers after all.

 

[whizzball1]

Lol ripping off Rick Riordan are we, Whizz?

I like getting ideas from everywhere!
And Charmspeak actually exists.
Or at least, in the mythology it does.

 

[whizzball1]

Spoiler tags, as requested.

Spoiler

Sweet shit, man. I really don't have time right now to describe the exact relationship between magic and technology, except to say that they are almost always mutually exclusive. A MID in the hands of VERY experienced person could possibly unite magic and technology within a small area, but it is extremely unlikely. Joshua Ian Benford's trilogy in the Clockwork Destiny is over 300,000(although, probably closer to 375,000 in the final edit) words dealing with the ramifications and politics of those differences and how they affect entire civilizations.

Imperial technology is tech taken to the absolute extreme because Rymmie doesn't want to have to handle the insane complexities of getting both to work on the large scales of the Empire. The 7 Realms were entirely magical until the seventeenth century on Earth. Earth is one of four known "eddy points" in existence where magic and technology can exist side-by-side without catastrophic consequences. Luckily, for the other six Realms, Earth was closed off from them after the events of the First War of the Gauntlet.

Finally, whizz, if you can still be living within the Lone Oak after the Greater Self cuts you out, it sounds like some form of outside invasion or metastasized cancer. The Emperor will hunt you down and wreck your shit until you are completely eradicated from existence. That's his job. The Greater Self paid the price for that ability over the course of uncountable eons of struggles beyond even the Lesser Self's comprehension. You are not an aspect of the Greater Self. You have not spent geological epochs agonizing over the responsibility of being that person. From the perspective of the Emperor's Greater Self, you, as you are currently describing yourself, are either something to be mercilessly crushed for the benefit of all existence or you are the same kind of person he's seen a million times before. Just a person who thinks they can pretend to the throne without even knowing the price to pay. He might let you keep pretending for a while, but if you push it too far you will become a footnote in the history of the Empire as yet another example of what happens when someone gets too powerful for their own good.

Have fun with that.

I don't have any thrones.
I'm just a normal bloke.
That became a True Immortal.
And is connected to the Lone Oak in numerous places.
New lore time!

Spoiler: lore

[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Basically, I am the combination of 16 personalities each with their own existence in different parts of the Lone Oak.
The Emperor only knows the name of one: Me.
The location of the other 15 is unknown to all but me.
That is how you cannot destroy me by cutting off my part of the Lone Oak.
You would first have to find all the other 15, and by that time you find another one I will have connected to a different personality to keep the number at 16.
Theoretically I could connect to millions of personalities, but that would seriously mess me up with all the voices in my head.
16 is enough. And also by cutting off those parts of the Lone Oak you would be ending the lives of innocent people. Who are actually me.
Did you know it's really annoying having so many voices in my head?
I will never tell you the locations of my personalities.
Never.
[END TRANSMISSION]

 

[Technician]

Technician can be on part of that if you want.

Also I know Charmspeak exists. Trying to outmythos me usually fails unless you're talking about Hindu or Celtic