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Technician

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Jonny, are you human?
Humans can't become immortals unless someone explicitly raises their overload point. Humans also do not have the willpower to survive the end of their cycle. So you better not be a human, or I'll have to perform my first overload extension in thousands of years on a Human. I wanted it to be on the Empress...


"on the empress" wat?[DOUBLEPOST=1373748634][/DOUBLEPOST]
I know, but that allows J to make the "Whizz is a girl" joke one more time - since it's meant for female characters. Unless Whizz is a girl in this or his character doesn't have a gender (what?) - but that would be wierd as heck.


It's generally used as a "all" thing
 

the_j485

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Jonny, are you human?
Humans can't become immortals unless someone explicitly raises their overload point. Humans also do not have the willpower to survive the end of their cycle. So you better not be a human, or I'll have to perform my first overload extension in thousands of years on a Human. I wanted it to be on the Empress...

Well, I'd rather we could go by the rules of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, and I just can, but if not, well

1) :(

2) I guess you will have to :D I'm human.
 

whizzball1

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"on the empress" wat?

Rymmie's wife's cycle or "jar" is filling up, and soon there will be no more space to put more energy to allow the Empress to live. My technique uses energy to extend the overload point so that the Empress can live longer. I can choose to share the knowledge of how to do it or not. I prefer to use it as negotiation leverage. I make someone live longer in exchange for something.
 

whizzball1

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Well, I'd rather we could go by the rules of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, and I just can, but if not, well

1) :(

2) I guess you will have to :D I'm human.

Well if I don't do it soon, you'll die from the strain on your body. After an hour, you will start to wrinkle and shrivel up. After 2 hours, you will start to lose your Senses. After three, you will lose control of your Muscles. By the fifth hour, you will die.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
This process will cause a lot of pain. AFAIK, the pain will be almost too much for the Empress herself to bear. There is also no way I can put you to sleep, for the process will wake you up instantly. So brace yourself!
I begin the process. There's a lot of screaming and jerking and all kinds of other things. But after 10 minutes, it's done. I have made the overload point infinitely high, to accommodate the infinite amount of energy you now have.
[END TRANSMISSION]
 

Technician

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Day 5, Time Unknown. Location: Near Target.

Technician had located Whizzball. He had done some sort of demonic spirit magic on some attractive male. Technician targeted the Ray Sphere and began his work. Whiz would stop being so powerful when his sphere malfunctioned.

End
 

the_j485

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Day 5, Time Unknown. Location: Near Target.

Technician had located Whizzball. He had done some sort of demonic spirit magic on some hot chick. Technician targeted the Ray Sphere and began his work. Whiz would stop being so powerful when his sphere malfunctioned.

End

OOC: It was on me, not the empress, not yet...
 

Bellaabzug21

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Day 124
Mirrors. What a simple answer to such a complicated question. As soon as we put a mirror in front of that thing, it stayed still just like a statue should. Now me and Dr. Bright are out of that sick place. We've seen what's happened in the 24 days since were were gone, and it's not pretty. Whiz has become drunk with power. I've met someone named technician and together we're going to take him down. Maybe then he'll be back to his own self again.
 

the_j485

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*Begin Transmission*
I'm sorry, Technician, Bella, you were good friends, but I am forever indebted to Whizz, I can't let you do that. I really am sorry.
BOOM.
Being augmented really does help me, especially when aiming pan-galactic nukes...
*End Transmission*
 

whizzball1

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Day 5, Time Unknown. Location: Near Target.

Technician had located Whizzball. He had done some sort of demonic spirit magic on some hot chick. Technician targeted the Ray Sphere and began his work. Whiz would stop being so powerful when his sphere malfunctioned.

End

My power has nothing to do with the Ray Sphere.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
I open up my MID and find Technician.
I begin taking control of his body. I first take his fingers away from the wretched keyboard, and cause them to take the keyboard and smash it into pieces.
I lift him out of his chair, throw him to the wall, and reform the keyboard to stop the process. I then shut off the Ray Sphere and remove the small bit of my power I put into it so many millennia ago.
I then crush it. Good thing I have blueprints.
Apparently J is targeting Tech with a nuke.
I use my MID to freeze him in place and wait for the nuke to do it's work.[DOUBLEPOST=1373749956][/DOUBLEPOST]But of course he can't die.
At least, I don't think he can.
 

the_j485

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My power has nothing to do with the Ray Sphere.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
I open up my MID and find Technician.
I begin taking control of his body. I first take his fingers away from the wretched keyboard, and cause them to take the keyboard and smash it into pieces.
I lift him out of his chair, throw him to the wall, and reform the keyboard to stop the process. I then shut off the Ray Sphere and remove the small bit of my power I put into it so many millennia ago.
I then crush it. Good thing I have blueprints.
Apparently J is targeting Tech with a nuke.
I use my MID to freeze him in place and wait for the nuke to do it's work.[DOUBLEPOST=1373749956][/DOUBLEPOST]But of course he can't die.
At least, I don't think he can.

Sweet, why can he not die? And don't forget Bella...
 

Bellaabzug21

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My power has nothing to do with the Ray Sphere.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
I open up my MID and find Technician.
I begin taking control of his body. I first take his fingers away from the wretched keyboard, and cause them to take the keyboard and smash it into pieces.
I lift him out of his chair, throw him to the wall, and reform the keyboard to stop the process. I then shut off the Ray Sphere and remove the small bit of my power I put into it so many millennia ago.
I then crush it. Good thing I have blueprints.
Apparently J is targeting Tech with a nuke.
I use my MID to freeze him in place and wait for the nuke to do it's work.[DOUBLEPOST=1373749956][/DOUBLEPOST]But of course he can't die.
At least, I don't think he can.


Begin Transmission:
"Would you really kill me Whizz? Is that what you set out to do 124 days ago? You have all this power, and this is what you do with it?"

"I have to Bella, with such great power I cannot risk it on petty things such as spambots."

"Then give it up Whizz, it's the right thing to do."

"I'm sorry Bella, I can't."

As he tosses me out of the cockpit of my spaceship, he whispers the last words I will ever hear in my life.

"You still have a nice rack though."

And I die.
 

whizzball1

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Sweet, why can he not die? And don't forget Bella...

I don't know? He said or something. I would do an explanation on why the Ray Sphere can do nothing, but I don't have time right now.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Uhoh.
Bella's in there?!
MID time.
With the MID, I take control of Bella and Dr. Bright's bodies and pull them as fast as I can away from the site of the Nuke, and send them down to Earth.
Technician can't die, so I don't need to move him.
But Bella and the Doctor?
Nopenopenope.[DOUBLEPOST=1373750261][/DOUBLEPOST]
Begin Transmission:
"Would you really kill me Whizz? Is that what you set out to do 124 days ago? You have all this power, and this is what you do with it?"

"I have to Bella, with such great power I cannot risk it on petty things such as spambots."

"Then give it up Whizz, it's the right thing to do."

"I'm sorry Bella, I can't."

As he tosses me out of the cockpit of my spaceship, he whispers the last words I will ever hear in my life.

"You still have a nice rack though."

And I die.

WHAT NO!
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE!
READ MY LAST POST! NONONONO.
YOU AREN'T DECIDING THE STORY FOR ME NOPE.[DOUBLEPOST=1373750325][/DOUBLEPOST]You should be perfectly fine.
I also protected you from space.
 

Bellaabzug21

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I don't know? He said or something. I would do an explanation on why the Ray Sphere can do nothing, but I don't have time right now.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Uhoh.
Bella's in there?!
MID time.
With the MID, I take control of Bella and Dr. Bright's bodies and pull them as fast as I can away from the site of the Nuke, and send them down to Earth.
Technician can't die, so I don't need to move him.
But Bella and the Doctor?
Nopenopenope.[DOUBLEPOST=1373750261][/DOUBLEPOST]

WHAT NO!
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE!
READ MY LAST POST! NONONONO.
YOU AREN'T DECIDING THE STORY FOR ME NOPE.[DOUBLEPOST=1373750325][/DOUBLEPOST]You should be perfectly fine.
I also protected you from space.


OOC: The doctor is special... Such things do not just "happen" to him. And besides. He didn't come. And I want to die. It is the way it was meant to be.
 

whizzball1

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Begin Transmission:
"Would you really kill me Whizz? Is that what you set out to do 124 days ago? You have all this power, and this is what you do with it?"

"I have to Bella, with such great power I cannot risk it on petty things such as spambots."

"Then give it up Whizz, it's the right thing to do."

"I'm sorry Bella, I can't."

As he tosses me out of the cockpit of my spaceship, he whispers the last words I will ever hear in my life.

"You still have a nice rack though."

And I die.

Oh, and BTDubs, I'm not even in a spaceship, I'm on earth, in the Conduit Bunker.
And also, do I look like I've used any power at all on Earth other than Conduit Powers?
In fact, all I've done is created the Infinity Ring and made plans for fixing the Breaks.
*sigh*[DOUBLEPOST=1373750491][/DOUBLEPOST]
OOC: The doctor is special... Such things do not just "happen" to him. And besides. He didn't come. And I want to die. It is the way it was meant to be.

Well die without my interference.
Fix your post now. Otherwise I will cause you to survive the end of your Cycle and become a True Immortal.
Jkjk.
 

Bellaabzug21

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Oh, and BTDubs, I'm not even in a spaceship, I'm on earth, in the Conduit Bunker.
And also, do I look like I've used any power at all on Earth other than Conduit Powers?
In fact, all I've done is created the Infinity Ring and made plans for fixing the Breaks.
*sigh*[DOUBLEPOST=1373750491][/DOUBLEPOST]

Well die without my interference.
Fix your post now. Otherwise I will cause you to survive the end of your Cycle and become a True Immortal.
Jkjk.


I am dead. You did it in a fit of madness.
 
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the_j485

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I DID NOT!
I WASN'T EVEN IN SPACE!
If you don't fix it, I am going to go back in time and extend your overload point and then fill it.
In which case you will not die.

Dude, two points:

1) Let him live his story how he wants, this isn't your thread to control.
2) That will make more tears in time or whatever they are, and we already have enough -_-
 
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Bellaabzug21

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Dude, two points:

1) Let him live his story how he wants, this isn't your thread to control.
2) That will make more tears in time or whatever they are, and we already have enough -_-


Interdimensional holes in reality. It no longer matter how many there are. They are actually caused by normal time travel similar to the method in which Exedra used. Who no longer seems to be here anymore...
 
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