Summoning (a non-minecraft beginners guide)

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Has this thread avoided disaster by teaching you the proper method to summon the beings this forum?

  • nope. I care not a bit for the disastrous evils I may unleash through improper summons.

    Votes: 8 17.0%
  • This a joke wake up sheeple. "For 10,000 years we slumbered now we rise. BAAAA" "OH GOD HE WOKE THE"

    Votes: 19 40.4%
  • Of course it helped. I was hoping someone would teach me how to summon.... things....

    Votes: 14 29.8%
  • I'd give it a 6. maybe.

    Votes: 6 12.8%

  • Total voters
    47
Protip: if you're having problems with thinking satanic thoughts, listen to what I have to say. We wither skeletons and close with Satan, so we know about all this stuff ;)

Satan likes self-sacrifice. This is usually achieved by cutting yourself. I think that's too messy though, so you can just use some red marker. Satan isn't going to notice, he has pretty bad eye sight, as it's always super bright or super dark in Hell which can make you go blind if you go there often.
 
Protip: if you're having problems with thinking satanic thoughts, listen to what I have to say. We wither skeletons and close with Satan, so we know about all this stuff ;)

Satan likes self-sacrifice. This is usually achieved by cutting yourself. I think that's too messy though, so you can just use some red marker. Satan isn't going to notice, he has pretty bad eye sight, as it's always super bright or super dark in Hell which can make you go blind if you go there often.
I hear he loves H.P. Lovecraft books too. Confirm or deny?
If not, I may have to release a new edition of The Demigod's Handbook.
 
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Would anyone like examples of different tiers of summoning? I know it can be a bit confusing in a purely written guide.
 
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*draws pentagram*
*throws in wither skeleton skull*
*death blood souls*
*throws in steak*
@xbony2
You have been added to the list of mid-tier beings
 
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"My power is to get bitches and get drunk." \o\

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*Walks away and falls over* "fuck"