Strange/Useless powers.
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The power to produce bubble wrap from thin air.
The power to transform any kitten you see into a kilten. Basically a kitten with an adorable little kilt on.
The power to turn every kitten you see into one that belongs to Nose.
The power to doublepost with no repercussions, but only if the forum allows in anyway.
I believe that I have that power, if you ever get on TS you will see how evil dyspraxia (NOT DYSLEXIA) is...
(Have a peak into my brain!)
1FPS isn't a speed or velocity, it's a rate of updating. You wouldn't move any slower... you'd just look really choppy to everyone else....*thinks*... which would be great for beating the speed-cams, (hypothetically, of course. Law abiding citizen here). If you're moving at 100km/hr, and the cam's window of capture for your plates is roughly 20 m... *thinks more*... it would be very possible to not show up on the camera at all if you timed it right.
If you didn't cause massive auto accidents first by confusing/scaring other drivers, that is.
You could also run at the side of a building and end up inside if you timed it right... which would be awwwwweeeesoooome.
Why would it affect the car if you are the FPS man? the car would visually update at the same rate as everything else, you would just be... choppy.
Oh. Right. I guess I assumed that it would selectively also apply to objects you touch. If it didn't, your clothes would move fluidly while you walked, but you wouldn't.
I guess you would just scare the heck out of other people while driving then. And in general.
The power to eat drywall with no ill effects.
The power might apply to organic materials. For example, while hair is not alive, it is still organic and will still receive the power. If you wear like cotton and stuff, then the clothes would still flicker with you.
Anywho, the power to flap your arms like a retarded penguin and sing "aunt jemima's got a horseshoe on her barn" in perfect latin.
The power to be an Alkahest. (If you know what this is, then you know how horrible being one would be.)