Strange/Useless powers.

[the_j485]

The ability to do CHAIR MODE - ACTIVATE!

 

[Furfurfur2001]

The ability to control blushing

 

[goreae]

The ability to turn into stone whenever someone looks at you.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

The ability to be a Weeping Angel

 

[goreae]

The ability to be a Weeping Angel

oi. That was outright plagiarism right there.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

The power to plagiarize without people thinking that your plagiarizing

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to control blushing

Now why would you want to control that? Also, just chant something inside your head, when I was into comics I would chant "juxtaposed pictorial images in a specific order" if I wanted to control my emotions. And then eventually you learn to maintain a stellar poker face. In fact, I once had to spend a few months learning to express my emotions because my whole class thought I was a cold and heartless bastard. It was awesome.

The power to give helpful advice, but only if you will never encounter the problem at all in your life.

 

[Whovian]

I saw this one on a movie. The ability to be invisible, but only when nobody is looking.

Mystery men?

Back OT, the power to have incredible brilliance on problems with no applications whatsoever, practical or impractical.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The ability to type words with your nose

 

[Furfurfur2001]

The ability to teleport to anyone on the forums, but only when you watch Family Guy

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

The ability to teleport to anyone on the forums, but only when you watch Family Guy

Doesn't seem that useless to me.
Imagine a whole teleporting system with monitors playing family guy. No need to walk, bike or drive to your friends anymore

 

[goreae]

Doesn't seem that useless to me.
Imagine a whole teleporting system with monitors playing family guy. No need to walk, bike or drive to your friends anymore

It's strange/useless powers. Requiring family guy to be on is rather odd.

 

[GPuzzle]

The power to set fire to your balls every time you wear pants/underwear.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

It's strange/useless powers. Requiring family guy to be on is rather odd.

Not as odd as eating a can of tuna while juggling with a toaster, a wrench and an empty can of coke on fire

 

[goreae]

Not as odd as eating a can of tuna while juggling with a toaster, a wrench and an empty can of coke on fire

This isn't a contest. The requirement is still strange, therefore it is a valid entry.

 

[TheBytemaster]

The power to make computers run backwards in time.

 

[ApSciLiara]

The power to set fire to your balls every time you wear pants/underwear.

Good thing that skirts are a Thing!

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

Good thing that skirts are a Thing!

All the gals should wear skirts and all the lads should become scotsmen and wear kilt

 

[the_j485]

I've worn a kilt before...

It was on burns night, first time I tasted haggis, first time I tasted the world's manliest food.

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

I've worn a kilt before...

It was on burns night, first time I tasted haggis, first time I tasted the world's manliest food.

Haggis is the innards of slain foes (Sheep)
That is why it is the manliest food in the world. Period.