Strange/Useless powers.

[Bellaabzug21]

The power to make anyone think they're naked and high.

 

[ApSciLiara]

The power to make anyone think they're naked and high.

That'd be awesome!

 

[Bellaabzug21]

That'd be awesome!

Finally! Someone who sees the world my way! Naked and high.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Finally! Someone who sees the world my way! Naked and high.

Double-especially if you did it to a teacher in the middle of a lesson. Hooray for destroying people's reputations! Wait what?

 

[Sub]

The power of being waterproof.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The power to kill people named bob by singing that soung from Cinderella. Come to think of it, how would people discover these powers?

 

[Sub]

The power to kill people named bob by singing that soung from Cinderella. Come to think of it, how would people discover these powers?

By visiting this thread?

Ability to light a fire when you less want it to happen.

 

[Avatar]

The abilitiy to make a wormhole blackhole

 

[the_j485]

The ability to make a microscopic elephant jump.

 

[Technician]

Ability to make puppy sized elephants.

 

[the_j485]

ability to turn anything into an equivalent-sized elephant.

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to turn wooly mammoths into elephants.

 

[dgdas9]

Ability to be Steve. I AM EVERYWHERE I AM GOD...

 

[GPuzzle]

The ability to turn elephants into something with the same mass (yes, TONS of tires, for example).

 

[mathjazz]

I would take out a loan, buy an elephant, turn it to gold, sell the gold, pay off the loan, and be a billionaire.

 

[Jess887cp]

But the price of gold would plummet from you flooding the market, and you'd end up being poor again.

The power to be poor.

 

[GPuzzle]

The power to get an erection when you don't want to.

 

[ApSciLiara]

I thought all males had that power, G.

The power to not write when you really want to.

 

[GPuzzle]

I mean, when you REALLY don't want to - when you weren't even SUPPOSED to get an erection.

 

[Jess887cp]

Ever heard the phrase "I have the weirdest boner right now?"

The power to hide boners, but only if they belong to naturally embarrassing people.