Strange/Useless powers.

[GPuzzle]

The power to turn people into cheese.

 

[mathjazz]

"Hand over your wallet!"
"Okay, here it is, just don't hurt me"
As he hands over the wallet, he turns the mugger into cheese.

Looks like turning people into cheese is at least a little useful. Sorry GPuzzle.

 

[GPuzzle]

The power of making people think they're naked and high only when they're either naked or high.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The ability to make that one guy who does everything better than you incredibly wealthy.

 

[SatanicSanta]

The power to turn into a pancake.

 

[NosePicker5555]

The power to think of a power to put here.

 

[Tdb360]

The power to give yourself a bloody nose

 

[NosePicker5555]

The power to change people's signatures.

 

[Jess887cp]

The power to eat through your butt.

 

[Tdb360]

The power to make anything you eat taste horrible

 

[Technician]

"Hand over your wallet!"
"Okay, here it is, just don't hurt me"
As he hands over the wallet, he turns the mugger into cheese.

Looks like turning people into cheese is at least a little useful. Sorry GPuzzle.

Except the title of this thread is strange/useless not "ALWAYS USELESS!!!!!!!" So that's a thing

Whenever you are around anyone you turn into their favorite character from Doctor Who, personality and all until you leave their presence. If you're a male then you're Rory, female, say... Martha.

 

[Electro44]

The power to call upon lightning that strikes yourself[DOUBLEPOST=1378710168][/DOUBLEPOST]Just realised that's basically pikachu's thunderbolt in Super Smash Bros.

 

[SatanicSanta]

The power to fabricate any Super Smash Bros. game out of thin air. You cannot actually play the game, as it is for a system that will never exist.

 

[Tdb360]

You could fabricate infinite games and sell them for LOTSA MUNNYS[DOUBLEPOST=1378731096][/DOUBLEPOST]The power to have garlic smelling farts

 

[SatanicSanta]

You could fabricate infinite games and sell them for LOTSA MUNNYS

No one would buy them as there would be no system for them.

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to fabricate systems that could play all of Santa's games

 

[GPuzzle]

The power to create systems who only work if you weigh 200 kilos or higher.

 

[Electro44]

Imagine an elephant playing on wii fit...

 

[the_j485]

THe ability to make yourself gain enough weight to be unable to move.

 

[dgdas9]

The ability to not let me think. Oh sorry, I already have that one.