Strange/Useless powers.

[EternalDensity]

The power to empty your stomach. Oh wait, I have that

The power to fail any assignment at will. Oh wait, I know some people who have that power xD

I lack that power.

 

[GPuzzle]

The power to turn milk into acid - CHEMISTRY JOKE! (seriously, did anybody got that one? I hope someone did).

 

[the_j485]

The power to destroy one quark of any kind every minute.

 

[Jess887cp]

The ability to know which kind of quark you were about to destroy.

 

[the_j485]

The ability to pick any number at random.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The power of love, voodoo, hoodoo, and yoodoo.

 

[EternalDensity]

The power to know how many seconds of video are on Youtube right now.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The power to know how many seconds of video are on Youtube right now.

That's take quite a long time to tell someone, wouldn't it?

The power to release wine from one's armpits.

 

[Technician]

Power to detect all waffles in a twenty-mile radius

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The power to kill yourself by thinking of sharks, apples, and wine at the same time.

 

[GPuzzle]

The power to kill yourself by thinking of sharks, apples, and wine at the same time.

I can only think of a classy shark (top hat and monocle included) drinking wine with some wax apples on the table where the bottle of wine is standing.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I can only think of a classy shark (top hat and monocle included) drinking wine with some wax apples on the table where the bottle of wine is standing.

You should be dead by now.

 

[mathjazz]

The power to make sharks attack you. But only if there is already a shark around.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

The power to blind child molesters when they're trying to rape you.

 

[mathjazz]

So, if you are not a child, and the person only molests adults, the power doesn't work?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

So, if you are not a child, and the person only molests adults, the power doesn't work?

Yes.

 

[mathjazz]

You might have won the thread with that power.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

You might have won the thread with that power.

Yay! Winning!

 

[Technician]

I wish I could have a telepathic connection with every member of the forum, but here's the weird part, only when they're taking a bath or overheated.

 

[mathjazz]

Do sponge baths count? Retirement might be strange for you.