Strange/Useless powers.

keybounce · Jul 5, 2015

The ability to find someone wrong on the internet

ljfa · Jul 5, 2015

The ability to instantly find back into a thread after not following for a while
Huzzah!

the_j485 · Jul 5, 2015

The ability to join an online game withing 5 seconds, but only when your internet is over 1TB/s.

LivingAngryCheese · Jul 5, 2015

The ability to be the_j485. Burn.

jordsta95 · Jul 5, 2015

The ability to have a full set of friends and family that don't hate, or at least, dislike you.

sgbros1 · Jul 6, 2015

jordsta95 said:
The ability to have a full set of friends and family that don't hate, or at least, dislike you.

Isn't that useful? So that you won't have friends like Cheese?

Also, the ability to photosynthesize, but only in a dark place.

lucariomaster2 · Jul 6, 2015

The ability to talk to seaweed.

ljfa · Jul 6, 2015

The ability to dry seaweed of its 50% "sea" so you can smoke it

Gamefury64 · Jul 6, 2015

The ability to speak any language in english.

xTordX · Jul 6, 2015

Gamefury64 said:
The ability to speak any language in english.

What???

The ability to have your hardware run perfectly but it breaks right before major updates come out.

(FUCK YOU, LIFE!)

lenscas · Jul 6, 2015

The ability to have hardware that doesn't boot when its cold.

Did I already mention that my computer problems are weird?

Gamefury64 · Jul 6, 2015

xTordX said:
What???

The ability to have your hardware run perfectly but it breaks right before major updates come out.

(FUCK YOU, LIFE!)

The ability to speak any language. In english. English! ENGLISH Damn It Tord!

pizzawolf14 · Jul 6, 2015

sgbros1 · Jul 7, 2015

The ability to update your Botania a second before @Vazkii pushes out another update.

keybounce · Jul 7, 2015

Gamefury64 said:
The ability to speak any language in english.

Perfect translation to English? Sure, start by reading some ancient hebrew and aramaic, and get correct translations

DJ. · Jul 8, 2015

The ability for BOTH of your Operating Systems to suddenly stop working, right before you are given a large homework task.

xTordX · Jul 8, 2015

Pretty much like my situation, but instead of homework for me there were massive game updates.

The power to dig a hole but only with a shovel.

playerismc · Jul 8, 2015

The power to go under a Table

xTordX · Jul 8, 2015

That is very useful.

The power to spray graffiti out of your hand.

Wait fuck that's also useful.

playerismc · Jul 8, 2015

The power to say only one word