Strange/Useless powers.

[Funky Ghost]

The power to shoot silly string out of your nose on demand.

 

[xTordX]

The power to make lag irl.
But it only affects you.

 

[Funky Ghost]

The power to make caterpillars dance.

 

[xTordX]

The power to ma- BEER BEER BEER BEER

 

[lenscas]

the power to download unstable mods.

or the power to crash your minecraft instance.

as a fun fact those 2 often go hand in hand

 

[Someone Else 37]

The ability to crash any piece of software when you least expect it.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The ability to crash any piece of software when you least expect it.

Oh, so basically every Bethesda gam dev?

 

[pizzawolf14]

The ability to roast certain game devs. Oh wait, slowking already has that one...

 

[xTordX]

The ability to make a dumb pokemon. Oh wait, USA already did that -_-

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The ability to make a dumb pokemon. Oh wait, USA already did that -_-

Uh, what pokemon are you referring to?

 

[keybounce]

MagicKarp.

 

[lenscas]

The ability to create backups from data you are never going to need.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

MagicKarp.

Magikarp is from Japan.

 

[xTordX]

I think vanillite...
Ask @dylanpiera

 

[playerismc]

The power to poop out off your mouth

 

[Lethosos]

The power to poop out off your mouth

Most politicians already do this.

Sent from my SGH-T769 using Tapatalk 2

 

[Someone Else 37]

The power to make partitions on hard discs impossible to resize.

 

[lenscas]

The power to make partitions on hard discs impossible to resize.

I wonder where you got that idea from >_>

 

[Someone Else 37]

I wonder where you got that idea from >_>

The power to take random peoples' computer (or other) problems, scale them up a bit, reformat them as a superpower, and post them on this thread.

 

[lenscas]

in that case: the ability to make your GUI disappear
aka break xorg/xserver/what ever it is that you call it
and the ability to make an frankendebian.