That would be awesomeThe power to drink as much hot chocolate as you want!
The Power to do a perfect imitation of anyone/thing from Doctor Who, but only if at least 20% of the people in the room you are doing this in are Furries.
Alternatively, the power to change physical shape and dermal morphology, but only if you have 99.9% pure meth on hand(and it still hurts like a bitch).
The power to lose all intelligence permanently.
The power to be Miley Cyrus
His was meant to be useless.You can't do the same power twice, guys.
That would be awesome!The power to enthusiastically wash dishes when you have no arms.
The power to turn microphones to gold with your voiceThe power to do anything, but only if you're touching Morgan Freeman.
So Online Singleplayer?The power to play Minecraft wherever you are, if the Servers are down, and Offline mode is unavailable.