Strange/Useless powers.

[Albin_Xavier]

So Online Singleplayer?
I do that all the time.

The Mojang servers, so Minecraft cannot be played.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Cracked

Leave.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Leave.

Jk, anyways MARKUST YOU UNHOLY MONSTER WHY QOULD YOU DEPRIVE ME OF MINECRAFT?!

 

[RealSketch]

The ability to speed up a Slowking.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The ability to speed up a Slowking.

That is called EV training
It is in the metagame usually

 

[Shazam08]

The ability to call upon @ThatOneSlowking when a necro pops up.

 

[Not_Steve]

The ability to call upon @ThatOneSlowking when a necro pops up.

Hey that's mine!

 

[RealSketch]

The ability to summon the entire Justice League when needed.

 

[Shazam08]

The ability to summon the entire Justice League when needed.

That isn't a useless power. Let me fix that for you...

The ability to summon Aquaman when needed.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Not useless enough.
The power to summon a politician when needed.

 

[Shazam08]

Not useless enough.
The power to summon a politician when needed.

I think we can all agree that Aquaman is more useless than a politician.

 

[ApSciLiara]

I think we can all agree that Aquaman is more useless than a politician.

In fairness, Aquaman can actually do stuff underwater. But a politician, on the other hand, can only spout useless drivel.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The ability to summon the westboro baptist church when needed.

 

[RealSketch]

The ability to summon fun mint tasting club when needed.

 

[Spikednate12]

The ability to summon one penny every 30 minutes.

 

[keybounce]

The ability to summon one penny every 30 minutes.

That's 48 cents per day. And I just saw a commercial telling me the importance of giving 50 cents a day to help charity X.

Yea, that is strange and useless.

Unless you were to combine this with deadly accuracy with thrown objects ...

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

.

What is that?

 

[RealSketch]

What is that?

???
This is a joke, right?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

???
This is a joke, right?

No

 

[RealSketch]

No

You've just edited one of my posts, then accused me of posting it.