I organized you a funeral, in which all town showed up. But, surprise surprise, I also set up a bomb in your coffin.
I give all of your friends and family corpses to the person below me.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
I masterfully control the wolves to attack a nearby castle, which contained unimaginable amounts of loot. One of them being a massive block of gold.
I give the block of gold to the person below me.