Really stupid things that people have said about Modded MC(Off topicness makes moderators tired)

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Is this a good idea?

  • Yes

    Votes: 66 18.2%
  • No

    Votes: 18 5.0%
  • if people don't get out of control

    Votes: 68 18.8%
  • POTATOES

    Votes: 210 58.0%

  • Total voters
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1M Industries

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Welp, get out of this thread, come back and see Discworld references. Good.
Oh and this happened:
Friend:Minecraft is dumb Digger Online is beturrrrrr.
Me:What the fuck is Digger Online?!?
Not a Friend Already:ITS MAI FAVORITE FACEBBOK GAME
Me:Have you even tried Modded Minecraft?
Mortal Enemy: NO ITS TOO COMPLEX TO INSTALL
Me: You just launch Forge, put the Mod files into...
Idiot:MINECRAFT IS DUMB AND IT COSTS TOO MUCH.
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Me:
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Edit:I just remembered the best thing about it.
He BRAGGED Yesterday about spending 150$ ON THAT DUMB GAME
BRAGGED
OH COME ON! THAT ISN'T RIGHT!!!
On a related note, I now need a new desk, again. And also an icepack.
 

eric167

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there you go brain cells, it was nice to have you...
ive managed kept mine. strategic application of an icepick severs connections responsible for processing gross stupidity on the internet into a reaction more severe than *shrug*.
hence, I see the material, read and understand it, but the chemical signals do not reach the emotional centers, preserving my sanity and allowing me to go on with my life unaffected.

side note- it took a large supercomputer several DAYS to simulate one second of brain activity.
hypothesis: the first true AI capable of actual emotions, thoughts, learning, etc. will be the size of a large room, similarly to how our first forays into computing were room-sized. alternatively, it will be spread across dozens if not hundreds of computers across a region.
 
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WitherBlaster

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Not necessarily modded, but whenever someone thinks they're better at the game than you just because they beat you 3v1 and had better gear than you.
Especially if you got your gear legitimately, and he/she cheated in his/her gear because it's "too hard to find diamonds."

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WitherBlaster

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This is vanilla, not modded, but still...
I'm reading this thread, and my little brother starts playing MC on the other computer.
Brother: What is armor good for, anyway?
Me: It makes mobs do less damage to you.
Me: *looks over at him* ...you can't put boots on your head.
Brother: *laughs*
Brother: Why isn't the coal dropping when I break it?
Me: Because you're hitting it with your fist! You have to use a pickaxe!
Brother: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Brother: I got 30 dirt!
Me: Why do you want dirt?
Brother: To build a house out of!
Me: Why not just use wood?
Brother: Because wood is stupid!
Me: ...Why is it stupid?
Brother: Because coal is stupid! (Studio C reference)
Me: That has nothing to do with it!
Me: *walks away to do some chores*
Brother: How do you make sticks?
Me: 2 wood planks.
Brother: How do you make wood?
Me: ...By chopping down trees.
Brother: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Brother: I want the good kind of wood.
Me: What?
Brother: How do you make the good kind of wood?
Me: They're all good!
Brother: There are 2 kinds of wood.
Me: ...You mean logs and planks?
Brother: Yeah, I want the one that, like, it, uh...
Me in my mind: *facepalm*
I, I don't even...
 
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1SDAN

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This is vanilla, not modded, but still...
I'm reading this thread, and my little brother starts playing MC on the other computer.
Brother: What is armor good for, anyway?
Me: It makes mobs do less damage to you.
Me: *looks over at him* ...you can't put boots on your head.
Brother: *laughs*
Brother: Why isn't the coal dropping when I break it?
Me: Because you're hitting it with your fist! You have to use a pickaxe!
Brother: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Brother: I got 30 dirt!
Me: Why do you want dirt?
Brother: To build a house out of!
Me: Why not just use wood?
Brother: Because wood is stupid!
Me: ...Why is it stupid?
Brother: Because coal is stupid! (Studio C reference)
Me: That has nothing to do with it!
Me: *walks away to do some chores*
Brother: How do you make sticks?
Me: 2 wood planks.
Brother: How do you make wood?
Me: ...By chopping down trees.
Brother: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Brother: I want the good kind of wood.
Me: What?
Brother: How do you make the good kind of wood?
Me: They're all good!
Brother: There are 2 kinds of wood.
Me: ...You mean logs and planks?
Brother: Yeah, I want the one that, like, it, uh...
Me in my mind: *facepalm*
I, I don't even...

Just give him the wiki, that'll keep him busy for an hour
 

1M Industries

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This is vanilla, not modded, but still...
I'm reading this thread, and my little brother starts playing MC on the other computer.
Brother: What is armor good for, anyway?
Me: It makes mobs do less damage to you.
Me: *looks over at him* ...you can't put boots on your head.
Brother: *laughs*
Brother: Why isn't the coal dropping when I break it?
Me: Because you're hitting it with your fist! You have to use a pickaxe!
Brother: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Brother: I got 30 dirt!
Me: Why do you want dirt?
Brother: To build a house out of!
Me: Why not just use wood?
Brother: Because wood is stupid!
Me: ...Why is it stupid?
Brother: Because coal is stupid! (Studio C reference)
Me: That has nothing to do with it!
Me: *walks away to do some chores*
Brother: How do you make sticks?
Me: 2 wood planks.
Brother: How do you make wood?
Me: ...By chopping down trees.
Brother: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Brother: I want the good kind of wood.
Me: What?
Brother: How do you make the good kind of wood?
Me: They're all good!
Brother: There are 2 kinds of wood.
Me: ...You mean logs and planks?
Brother: Yeah, I want the one that, like, it, uh...
Me in my mind: *facepalm*
I, I don't even...
Erk...arg...what the..ARG!!!! That is so...jaw droppingly stupid that there aren't words in the English language to comprehend that. Wow.
 
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