Really stupid things that people have said about Modded MC(Off topicness makes moderators tired)
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since this thread is almost 200 pages, that must be one very good/bad thread (honestly don't know what to call a compiled record of stupidity)
Edit: Oh god, after reading it I am feeling the same as the top comment, and the sad part is I know of people who are like this in some ways, just not quite to the "how are they even alive" part
Edit: Oh god, after reading it I am feeling the same as the top comment, and the sad part is I know of people who are like this in some ways, just not quite to the "how are they even alive" part
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Ah yes, the story of Kevin, the kid who will probably get flattened by a truck the instant he goes outside on his own...
Honestly, the first time I read that, I thought he would be like this:Ah yes, the story of Kevin, the kid who will probably get flattened by a truck the instant he goes outside on his own...
except, you know, worse.
I wonder how that guy's doing these days...
Or worse...he lives long enough to need to shave....Ah yes, the story of Kevin, the kid who will probably get flattened by a truck the instant he goes outside on his own...
Blood, flesh, and shaving cream everywhere...
Or he could eat the shaving cream I guess
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Did BBcode change?
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I'm pretty sure that you want to imbed it as media, or use this format.
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Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
Use [PLAIN][/PLAIN] when you don't want BBCode to do your BBCode
so [MEDIA=youtube][/MEDIA]
Thanks! Editing my post now.Use [PLAIN][/PLAIN] when you don't want BBCode to do your BBCode
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Yah I used this
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When I first started playing Minecraft modded, crash reports looked like a gigantic garbled mess of code. I can understand them ok now, but back then the single crash report I understood was saying that I can't combine this water mod with this other water mod because both have a mob named "Fishy".
There has been an interesting day in #bukkit...
<ServerOwner1> i need help with plugins
<Username> ?ask
<Username> ffs why is there no ?ask
<ServerOwner1> can someone pls help me
<ServerOwner1> who wants to join my server just create???????????
<Username> Why do people come here looking for people to join their server
<Username> Pretty much everyone here has their own server
<Username> I don't get it
<Lord_Ralex> also claimed no one was here, lol
<h0us3cat> no
<ServerOwner1> can someone help me with some plugins pls
<gurun> lol
<ServerOwner1> for my server
<ServerOwner1> is there somene?
<ServerOwner1> pls
<gurun> ServerOwner1, GEEE, just ask the damn question.
<ServerOwner1> i need to know what is the plugin called which gives players certain items when they start server
<ServerOwner1> the server
<ServerOwner1> can u help me?
<h0us3cat> Do you even have a craftbukkit server?
<ServerOwner1> yea i do
<ServerOwner1> just created one
<h0us3cat> Thats weird
<ServerOwner1> i was even finding someone as develper
<ServerOwner1> and someone that knos plugins
<h0us3cat> So how you got a craftbukkit server?
<ServerOwner1> i paid for it
<ServerOwner1> can u help pls?
<h0us3cat> You paid for craftbukkit?
<h0us3cat> You got scammed
<ServerOwner1> yea i bought a server from solid mine
<ServerOwner1> i am from italy
<ServerOwner1> why is no one helping me
<ServerOwner1> ????????????????????????????
<gurun> you bought a server. shit.
<h0us3cat> Because we dont know what you are using maybe?
<ServerOwner1> i just need to know the name of the plugin
<h0us3cat> For what version?
<ServerOwner1> 1.7.10
<ServerOwner1> do u knw or dont u just give me answer
<h0us3cat> essentials maybe?
<Username> what do you need help with?
<ServerOwner1> me with a name of a plugin
<Username> what do you need help with?
<h0us3cat> I just told you...
<ServerOwner1> the name of the plugin that gives certaiin items when you start server
<Username> My znc server rebooted so I missed something
<Username> When you start the server, or on first join?
<Username> Essentials can do a kit on first join
<ServerOwner1> yea or like in the hub just a normal stick
<ServerOwner1> how do u know the command
<Username> Yep essentials can do that
<ServerOwner1> do you know the commands
<h0us3cat> Its a config not a commnd
<Username> ^
<Username> You write kits in the essentials.yml
<ServerOwner1> can u come to my server and help me
<Username> no
<ServerOwner1> i will make u staff
<ServerOwner1> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Username> :')
<Username> You're in an IRC room where pretty much everyone already has a server
<gurun> so, essentials have areas of functionality. Is essentials best-in-class on the individual sections, or is it better to collect other best-in-class implementations to get a full functionality?
<ServerOwner1> can someone hellpppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee wiiiiiiiiiiiiiithhhhhhhhhhhh plugins
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A few hours later:
<ServerOwner2> I need help finding a kits plugin GOOD AND WORKING for my players but i cant use essentials! anyone can help please do!
<ServerOwner2> can anyone help me?
<hus3cat> Why not essentials?
<timtower> ServerOwner2 What about the ones already on dev.bukkit.org?
<ServerOwner2> i tried those and all the GOOD ones i tried wouldnt let my players use it even when i gave them the permission
<lol768> if none of their permissions work
<lol768> do you not think you might be at fault?
<ServerOwner2> What do u mean
<lol768> Do you not find it odd that every single kits plugin has this permissions issue?
<hus3cat> spigot 1.8 i guess... breaks shit
<ServerOwner2> I didnt try EVERY single plugin.
<ServerOwner2> But the good ones i tried dont work
<ServerOwner2> Can u name off a plugin people said were awesome
<hus3cat> essentials
<ServerOwner2> no.
<lol768> lol
<hus3cat> why?
<ServerOwner2> I said no essentials in my explanination.
<timtower> But not why
<hus3cat> I said why not essentials?
<ServerOwner2> Some one besides hus3cat tell me please
<ServerOwner2> I dont want it!
<ServerOwner2> I need a SEPERATe plugin please
<lol768> Do you have an irrational phobia of Essentials or something
<ServerOwner2> someone please help me
<timtower> List the plugins you have tried
<ServerOwner2> gKits
<ServerOwner2> Dragonkits
<hus3cat> stop spamming
<ServerOwner2> UGH
<hus3cat> Use one line
<ServerOwner2> He said list all the plugins
<hus3cat> <hus3cat> Use one line
<timtower> I didnt say put enters between them
<ServerOwner2> Pownkits is what i have now
<ServerOwner2> Can u find an explination that the perms dont let players use the signs
<timtower> You didnt gave the perms?
<ServerOwner2> Yes i did.
<hus3cat> You use unofficial broken crap?
<ServerOwner2> i can give u the ip to my server. I am not lying.
<timtower> IP wont do anything
<ServerOwner2> Wtf do u mean by that
<ServerOwner2> Okay
<timtower> That giving the IP wont help anybody
<ServerOwner2> Well then how do i resolve this
<ServerOwner2> i TRIED to contact the owner.
<ServerOwner2> That was a swing and a miss
<timtower> Check your permissions file, provide versions of the plugin and your server
<ServerOwner2> and my server?
<ServerOwner2> What do u mean
<timtower> The version your server is running
<ServerOwner2> 1.8
<timtower> Then please seek support where you got that
<ServerOwner2> Do u want to config?
<ServerOwner2> of the plugin?
<ServerOwner2> or what.
<timtower> Neither of them. I wont help with 1.8 stuff, please seek help where you got your server
<ServerOwner2> I have they dont do plugin support
<timtower> Neither is 1.8 supported in here.
<ServerOwner2> is there a channel i can go on for help?
<timtower> Dont know, just handling Bukkit
<ServerOwner2> This is bukkit!
<ServerOwner2> This is a bukkit plugin issue!
<timtower> 1.8 isnt released by bukkit, so it isnt bukkit
<ServerOwner2> wtf do u think i am asking
<ServerOwner2> then what is it
<timtower> Support for an unsupported build
<ServerOwner2> Who released it
<timtower> The site where you downloaded it.....
<ServerOwner2> i didnt download it.
<ServerOwner2> my server company downloaded it
<timtower> Check spigot, that is what you are running
<timtower> Their fork at least
<ServerOwner2> Fork?
<timtower> Fork
<progwml6> as in not official
<timtower> ^
<ServerOwner2> Wtf do u have against spigot
<ServerOwner2> Bukkit sucks.
<timtower> Feel free to think that
<ServerOwner2> spigot is more trustwirthy
<ServerOwner2> Dont go behind their back
<Zarthus> why are you asking this in a bukkit channel then
<ServerOwner2> LOLLL
* timtower has kicked ServerOwner2 from #bukkit (Seek support at their place then)
<ServerOwner1> i need help with plugins
<Username> ?ask
<Username> ffs why is there no ?ask
<ServerOwner1> can someone pls help me
<ServerOwner1> who wants to join my server just create???????????
<Username> Why do people come here looking for people to join their server
<Username> Pretty much everyone here has their own server
<Username> I don't get it
<Lord_Ralex> also claimed no one was here, lol
<h0us3cat> no
<ServerOwner1> can someone help me with some plugins pls
<gurun> lol
<ServerOwner1> for my server
<ServerOwner1> is there somene?
<ServerOwner1> pls
<gurun> ServerOwner1, GEEE, just ask the damn question.
<ServerOwner1> i need to know what is the plugin called which gives players certain items when they start server
<ServerOwner1> the server
<ServerOwner1> can u help me?
<h0us3cat> Do you even have a craftbukkit server?
<ServerOwner1> yea i do
<ServerOwner1> just created one
<h0us3cat> Thats weird
<ServerOwner1> i was even finding someone as develper
<ServerOwner1> and someone that knos plugins
<h0us3cat> So how you got a craftbukkit server?
<ServerOwner1> i paid for it
<ServerOwner1> can u help pls?
<h0us3cat> You paid for craftbukkit?
<h0us3cat> You got scammed
<ServerOwner1> yea i bought a server from solid mine
<ServerOwner1> i am from italy
<ServerOwner1> why is no one helping me
<ServerOwner1> ????????????????????????????
<gurun> you bought a server. shit.
<h0us3cat> Because we dont know what you are using maybe?
<ServerOwner1> i just need to know the name of the plugin
<h0us3cat> For what version?
<ServerOwner1> 1.7.10
<ServerOwner1> do u knw or dont u just give me answer
<h0us3cat> essentials maybe?
<Username> what do you need help with?
<ServerOwner1> me with a name of a plugin
<Username> what do you need help with?
<h0us3cat> I just told you...
<ServerOwner1> the name of the plugin that gives certaiin items when you start server
<Username> My znc server rebooted so I missed something
<Username> When you start the server, or on first join?
<Username> Essentials can do a kit on first join
<ServerOwner1> yea or like in the hub just a normal stick
<ServerOwner1> how do u know the command
<Username> Yep essentials can do that
<ServerOwner1> do you know the commands
<h0us3cat> Its a config not a commnd
<Username> ^
<Username> You write kits in the essentials.yml
<ServerOwner1> can u come to my server and help me
<Username> no
<ServerOwner1> i will make u staff
<ServerOwner1> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Username> :')
<Username> You're in an IRC room where pretty much everyone already has a server
<gurun> so, essentials have areas of functionality. Is essentials best-in-class on the individual sections, or is it better to collect other best-in-class implementations to get a full functionality?
<ServerOwner1> can someone hellpppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee wiiiiiiiiiiiiiithhhhhhhhhhhh plugins
**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
A few hours later:
<ServerOwner2> I need help finding a kits plugin GOOD AND WORKING for my players but i cant use essentials! anyone can help please do!
<ServerOwner2> can anyone help me?
<hus3cat> Why not essentials?
<timtower> ServerOwner2 What about the ones already on dev.bukkit.org?
<ServerOwner2> i tried those and all the GOOD ones i tried wouldnt let my players use it even when i gave them the permission
<lol768> if none of their permissions work
<lol768> do you not think you might be at fault?
<ServerOwner2> What do u mean
<lol768> Do you not find it odd that every single kits plugin has this permissions issue?
<hus3cat> spigot 1.8 i guess... breaks shit
<ServerOwner2> I didnt try EVERY single plugin.
<ServerOwner2> But the good ones i tried dont work
<ServerOwner2> Can u name off a plugin people said were awesome
<hus3cat> essentials
<ServerOwner2> no.
<lol768> lol
<hus3cat> why?
<ServerOwner2> I said no essentials in my explanination.
<timtower> But not why
<hus3cat> I said why not essentials?
<ServerOwner2> Some one besides hus3cat tell me please
<ServerOwner2> I dont want it!
<ServerOwner2> I need a SEPERATe plugin please
<lol768> Do you have an irrational phobia of Essentials or something
<ServerOwner2> someone please help me
<timtower> List the plugins you have tried
<ServerOwner2> gKits
<ServerOwner2> Dragonkits
<hus3cat> stop spamming
<ServerOwner2> UGH
<hus3cat> Use one line
<ServerOwner2> He said list all the plugins
<hus3cat> <hus3cat> Use one line
<timtower> I didnt say put enters between them
<ServerOwner2> Pownkits is what i have now
<ServerOwner2> Can u find an explination that the perms dont let players use the signs
<timtower> You didnt gave the perms?
<ServerOwner2> Yes i did.
<hus3cat> You use unofficial broken crap?
<ServerOwner2> i can give u the ip to my server. I am not lying.
<timtower> IP wont do anything
<ServerOwner2> Wtf do u mean by that
<ServerOwner2> Okay
<timtower> That giving the IP wont help anybody
<ServerOwner2> Well then how do i resolve this
<ServerOwner2> i TRIED to contact the owner.
<ServerOwner2> That was a swing and a miss
<timtower> Check your permissions file, provide versions of the plugin and your server
<ServerOwner2> and my server?
<ServerOwner2> What do u mean
<timtower> The version your server is running
<ServerOwner2> 1.8
<timtower> Then please seek support where you got that
<ServerOwner2> Do u want to config?
<ServerOwner2> of the plugin?
<ServerOwner2> or what.
<timtower> Neither of them. I wont help with 1.8 stuff, please seek help where you got your server
<ServerOwner2> I have they dont do plugin support
<timtower> Neither is 1.8 supported in here.
<ServerOwner2> is there a channel i can go on for help?
<timtower> Dont know, just handling Bukkit
<ServerOwner2> This is bukkit!
<ServerOwner2> This is a bukkit plugin issue!
<timtower> 1.8 isnt released by bukkit, so it isnt bukkit
<ServerOwner2> wtf do u think i am asking
<ServerOwner2> then what is it
<timtower> Support for an unsupported build
<ServerOwner2> Who released it
<timtower> The site where you downloaded it.....
<ServerOwner2> i didnt download it.
<ServerOwner2> my server company downloaded it
<timtower> Check spigot, that is what you are running
<timtower> Their fork at least
<ServerOwner2> Fork?
<timtower> Fork
<progwml6> as in not official
<timtower> ^
<ServerOwner2> Wtf do u have against spigot
<ServerOwner2> Bukkit sucks.
<timtower> Feel free to think that
<ServerOwner2> spigot is more trustwirthy
<ServerOwner2> Dont go behind their back
<Zarthus> why are you asking this in a bukkit channel then
<ServerOwner2> LOLLL
* timtower has kicked ServerOwner2 from #bukkit (Seek support at their place then)
faceplm...
Sure, I definitely want to be staff on some crappy server run by a kiddie
My memory probably serves me wrong but as far as I can tell, IC2 mainly added new content while the old content did barely change, if you ignore the plates and the energy net.
But I probably don't remember it properly.
Wow. I read through that whole thing. Interesting day indeed!
From everything I've heard, I'm wondering if running a modded MC server is more trouble than it's worth.
If that counts as an idiotic thing someone has said about Minecraft, feel free to quote it in this thread
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