One of my relatives - who shall remain unidentified - once wished to try survival (vanilla 1.2.5) minecraft. She died in the first 5 minutes, mostly because her idea of building a house was covering the side of a spruce tree in dirt.>try to play vMC w/my friend
>load up lan world
>he's like "so what do I do first"
>"punch a tree"
>he does
>"try making planks"
>"how"
>*shows him how inventory works as well as a crafting grid*
>*starts to get dark*
>ohjeezethatwasquick.ogg
>"you should try and build a house"
>*he looks over at the bustling civilization I've managed to create*
>"what's that" he punches a door I've made
>"it's a door..."
>*he crafts 40 doors*
>*he builds house out of doors*
>*he wins MC and I die on the inside*