Once Upon a Time
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Jim was about to tell them his name but just as the words left his mouth...
Simple reason, he once worked for the Convoy Extra Crisp paper company. Luckly for Jim- now called Convoy (guarantee he will get sue for copyright infringement)- Convoy meant "love and peace" in the language of the Umpa Lumpas while Jim meant "DIE YOU MO********** AND BURN IN [Now lets imagine cute kittens playing in yard because this line of text is hiding some petty nasty stuff... Let your imagination flow]". Feeling blessed, the Lumpas let him though... Unfortunately for Convoy, a freak lighting from a certain werewolf game where the GM missed smitted Convey. He lived but had turned into a human and toppled over to the road with the very bad stuff. Fears surrounds the half-dazed Convoy, to escape he decided to...
But they were sick of so much Ramen so they decided to hunt in Australia! They hired a local sniper, although they questioned his job so his response was:
"I'm not a psycho, i'm an assassin. What do you mean with what's the diffference? One's a profession and one's a mental condition!"
They managed to calm him with a bribe but after they were done hunting for brand new food supplies, the sniper...
"I'm not a psycho, i'm an assassin. What do you mean with what's the diffference? One's a profession and one's a mental condition!"
They managed to calm him with a bribe but after they were done hunting for brand new food supplies, the sniper...
Giant flying robo-ducks with jet engines and tank treads armed with explosive dorritos cannons.
Meanwhile, at the other side of the internet, there was...
Meanwhile, at the other side of the internet, there was...