Simple reason, he once worked for the Convoy Extra Crisp paper company. Luckly for Jim- now called Convoy (guarantee he will get sue for copyright infringement)- Convoy meant "love and peace" in the language of the Umpa Lumpas while Jim meant "DIE YOU MO********** AND BURN IN [Now lets imagine cute kittens playing in yard because this line of text is hiding some petty nasty stuff... Let your imagination flow]". Feeling blessed, the Lumpas let him though... Unfortunately for Convoy, a freak lighting from a certain werewolf game where the GM missed smitted Convey. He lived but had turned into a human and toppled over to the road with the very bad stuff. Fears surrounds the half-dazed Convoy, to escape he decided to...