Let's tell some jokes!

[pizzawolf14]

If there's already a game like this, let me know and I'll go subscribe to that game instead of starting this one.

Just tell your best jokes! Puns, yo mama jokes, knock knock jokes, whatever.
Let's try to keep the dirty jokes, racism, and any other offensive stuff in spoilers as to not offend anybody or prematurely mature our younger members.

Well, here goes.
I saw a prison break the other day and a short prisoner was climbing down from the top of the wall. He spotted me and gave me the bird. I thought, "That's a little condescending."

 

[buggirlexpres]

There are two fish in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

 

[ThomazM]

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."
Funny, but also deep.

 

[ChatFawkes]

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets way too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" and the guy goes, "That's not a lion its a giraffe!"

 

[ulgrath]

a guy walks into a bar ...... ouch

and

old man goes to a doctor
old Man: ma wants a kid and what ma wants ma gets. but I need to make sure I am still able
doctor: take this jar home and get me sample and bring it back
old man comes back the next day no sample in the jar
old Man: I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand. Ma tried with her left hand, Ma tried with her right hand, Ma tried with her teeth in, and Ma tried with her teeth out. We just could not get that jar open.

 

[PODonnell]

What's to be done when a chemist dies?

Barium

 

[buggirlexpres]

Google+

[/trollface]

 

[HeilMewTwo]

What is the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Spoiler

You can't take a joke.

 

[xtrasyn]

Lol

 

[andysim]

Cross eyed teacher come into the room and begins complaining that he can't control his pupils.

 

[HeilMewTwo]

Spoiler

What is the best part about having sex with a transvestite?

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

 

[HeilMewTwo]

Spoiler

What does a baby look like when it is being cooked in a microwave?

I don't know I close my eyes when I masturbate.

 

[pizzawolf14]

I dunt get it.

Mewtwo has an exploding baby fetish.

 

[pc_assassin]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this

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[HeilMewTwo]

Mewtwo has an exploding baby fetish.

Doesn't everyone?

Also:

Spoiler

What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.

A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."

Why did the semen cross the road?

I wore the wrong socks today.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist asshole!

 

[HeilMewTwo]

I don't feel as if I am being appreciated here @pizzawolf14 .

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I don't feel as if I am being appreciated here @pizzawolf14 .

You would be appreciated as an anime girl...

one of us, One of us, ONE OF US!!!

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this

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Hahaha right every time

one of us, One of us, ONE OF US!!!

 

[HeilMewTwo]

You would be appreciated as an anime girl...

one of us, One of us, ONE OF US!!!

Then invite me on the actual thread.[DOUBLEPOST=1411284700][/DOUBLEPOST]

Lol...

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

Then invite me on the actual thread.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Then invite me on the actual thread.[DOUBLEPOST=1411284700][/DOUBLEPOST]

What do you mean

one of us, One of us, ONE OF US!!!