I've been following the actual anime girl thread for a while now, from my understanding you have to nominate someone by posting a ping for them in it.
Let's tell some jokes!
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3 friends live in a hunter's cabin in the woods. They take it in turns to go out hunting.
The first one sets out and comes back a day later with a massive deer over his shoulders. The others shout out "WOAH! How'd you find that?" "Well," says the first, "I followed the line, I crossed the tracks, and BANG, I got it."
So the next day the second one sets out. They come back a week later dragging an enormous bear behind them. The others shout "WOW! How'd you find that?" "Well," the second one says, "I followed the line, I crossed the tracks, and BANG, I got it."
The third one sets off the next day, and returns a month later with two broken arms, a broken leg, a neck brace and various bandages. "WOAH! What happened?" cried the first two. The third one sighs and says "Well, I followed the line, I crossed the tracks and BANG, I got 'it by a train."
The first one sets out and comes back a day later with a massive deer over his shoulders. The others shout out "WOAH! How'd you find that?" "Well," says the first, "I followed the line, I crossed the tracks, and BANG, I got it."
So the next day the second one sets out. They come back a week later dragging an enormous bear behind them. The others shout "WOW! How'd you find that?" "Well," the second one says, "I followed the line, I crossed the tracks, and BANG, I got it."
The third one sets off the next day, and returns a month later with two broken arms, a broken leg, a neck brace and various bandages. "WOAH! What happened?" cried the first two. The third one sighs and says "Well, I followed the line, I crossed the tracks and BANG, I got 'it by a train."
What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Mascarpone.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
4 surgeons are discussing who their favourite people to operate on are.
The first one says "I like operating on librarians, because you open them up and everything is arranged in alphabetical order."
The second one says "I like operating on electricians, because you open them up and everything is colour-coded."
The third one says "I like operating on colouring book makers, because you open them up and everything is numbered."
The last one says "I like operating on lawyers, because they're heartless, spineless, and their heads are interchangeable with their a***!"
The first one says "I like operating on librarians, because you open them up and everything is arranged in alphabetical order."
The second one says "I like operating on electricians, because you open them up and everything is colour-coded."
The third one says "I like operating on colouring book makers, because you open them up and everything is numbered."
The last one says "I like operating on lawyers, because they're heartless, spineless, and their heads are interchangeable with their a***!"
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What went through the fly's mind as he smashed into the windshield?
His butt
His butt
I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
You kind of need two people for this one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house, of course.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house, of course.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
The chicken.
Why don't Americans spell color and favorite like colour and favourite?
Because we don't need u!
Because we don't need u!
My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don't know which made her more surprised, that I was fucking our daughter or the fact the hospital let me keep the stillborn.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, obviously not eight because my basement is still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, obviously not eight because my basement is still dark.