King of the Hill

[playerismc]

Build up high in the sky, throw a bit dynamit to you, and jump down after a few moments
My hill

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I nuke you. 5 times. My hill.

 

[playerismc]

I'll get some cheese, and burn it in front of you.
My Hill

 

[Derpysauce]

I turn the concrete donkey into a sculpture of dankey kang, bring it to life, then command it to pummel you with barrels full of bananas. But then it turns against me and throws me off the hill.
Dankey's hill.

dankey kang? are the bananas dank?

 

[ljfa]

I'll get some cheese, and burn it in front of you.
My Hill

I grab a gasoline canister and spread the fire across the hill
The debris is then my hill

 

[playerismc]

I'll get some glass of water, bring it to you, throw it away, and then i nudge you down.
My Hill.

 

[ljfa]

I sowed some plunderseeds while I was there, and now they've grown and completely entagled you
My hill

 

[playerismc]

I'm in a plane above you and throw a napalm bomb to you. After that, i'll let it rain.
My hill

 

[QuantumCookies]

I run up to you at supersonic speeds with shaving cream on my hand, and then slap you in the face so hard that a sonic boom is created and you fly backwards into the ground, creating a new valley.
My hill. Now there is a valley behind the hill, maybe you guys can use it somehow?

 

[Utopiaman]

Timey-wimey changes time with the tardis to where the universe has ended except for the hill and the surround mountains and valley, most everyone else is dead - also there is a sun and sentient gas clouds roaming about (portal 2 singleplayer player built cooperative testing initiative ones)

 

[Democretes]

I walk up to the hill and ask you to leave. It is now my hill.

 

[destroyerno1]

Dresses up as a ninja and stabs you and then burrys your corpse so now its my hill now because you can't catch a ninja. >:3

 

[playerismc]

Use a time warp, kill you before you are a ninja and and go to the Hill and kill the one above you.
My Hill

 

[Utopiaman]

Takes a carefully aimed sniper shot and kills you with a headshot - my hill

 

[playerismc]

Awaken from the dead and kill you with my Zombie Army. My Hill

 

[ljfa]

The sun rises. Zombie army is gone. My hill.

 

[playerismc]

Snap me a Helmet and a Sword and defeat you in Close combat. My Hill

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

HWEDSHAT! My hill.

 

[ljfa]

I camp behind the next corner and kill you when you walk past. My hill.

 

[playerismc]

Throw a mine to you and wait for the explosion. My Hill