King of the Hill

[ljfa]

I come from below and hollow the hill out so that it collapses. You are buried in the wreckage which is then my hill.

 

[Utopiaman]

*watches anime* your hill

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I am living and angry. My hill.

 

[playerismc]

I'll heat you up until you melt. My Cheese Hill

 

[ljfa]

Melting cheese doesn't destroy it. He's now all over the place and devours you since he's more angry than ever before. Well, not quite my hill yet but soon...

 

[playerismc]

thats why i said my cheese hill

 

[Utopiaman]

freezes hill - my frozen pizza hill

 

[scourge728]

I use my giant laser thing to remove all of you people's potty training and while you all are going home embarrassed I causally walk up the hill and claim it after turning it back to a normal hill
MY HILL

 

[goreae]

I throw my full adult diaper at scourge. Since the plumber still hasn't come to install the toiletries, he has to run home to take a shower to get changed. I claim the hill in his absence.

EDIT: also, gentleman's rule: never say no. If you get shot, you get shot. You aren't wearing titanium body armor, the bullet doesn't just dissapear, no. you got shot. You died.

 

[scourge728]

After taking a shower and getting changed I /tp to you and use my Royal guardian sword with sharpness v and fire aspect (whatever the max is) and kill you instantly (royal guardian sword's normal attack thing is 750 ish damage) (I am also wearing the queen scale armor) and then walk up the hill and claim it
MY HILL

 

[goreae]

Yeah, I have no idea what any of that stuff is.

 

[scourge728]

It's from the orespawn mod

 

[KaosRitual]

What's the point of sharpness on a 750 attack sword? It's additive, not multiplicative so it wouldn't really do that much.
Anyhow, I throw a couple void monsters at you then claim the hill while they tear you apart.

 

[scourge728]

(sharpness is on it because why not)kills the void monsters and shoots you with a minigun with explosive rounds and then claims the hill
My hill!!!!!

 

[QuantumCookies]

I phone Kassadin from LoL to get rid of the void monsters. While he battles them and rips them apart with his badassery, I climb up the hill, kick Scourge's mangled corpse out of the way, and do the Macarena on the hill. Now mine.

 

[scourge728]

Safe mode: Offline

My hill

 

[ljfa]

I tell Riot to nerf Kassadin to the ground and make Urgot OP. Then I use his ulti on you, swapping us. I'm on the hill now.

 

[scourge728]

I summon The King from orespawn mod to murder everyone and then I walk onto the hill

MY HILL

 

[goreae]

I uninstall orespawn and slap scourge in the face. My hill

 

[scourge728]

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My hill