King of the Hill

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I turn the concrete donkey into a sculpture of dankey kang, bring it to life, then command it to pummel you with barrels full of bananas. But then it turns against me and throws me off the hill.
Dankey's hill.
 
It is indeed. He has a hat though, so I was reminded of him. Silly hats mod. Silly modjam. Silly minecraft.

I turn skeletonpunk into bonemeal.

My hill.
:O
my lawyers sue you
the hill is in my possesion but everything I own goes to dankey kang in my will
so Dankey's hill.
 
Throws a salt lick at you. The goats charge at you from out of nowhere, obliterating you and stealing the salt lick, because they crave that mineral.
My hill
 
The goats notice a nearby garbage dump, which they promptly attack and have a feeding frenzy. I kick you from the hill with a hydraulic exo-boot.
My hill, and I build a stone wall around it to keep out invaders.