Alas, I made a different portal, and it leads into a lava pool. Thank you nether portal logic!
BITCHES DAT BE MA Hill!
King of the Hill
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I send out Enderman storm stealing all the blocks from your base and teleport you to the end
IT IS MINE !
IT IS MINE !
As a result of being unable to pay your mortgage, you are forced to short-sale the hill to me. Ese hill is mio!
Well, I inexplicably get a ton of money, something to do with tupperware boxes and potted plants...
Anyway, I then pay my mortgage off, and neutron-bomb you from orbit.
Anyway, I then pay my mortgage off, and neutron-bomb you from orbit.
I ask you very politely if I could stay in your base for a while.
BWAHAHAHAHA MY HILL NOW, MOTHERFRAKKERS.
BWAHAHAHAHA MY HILL NOW, MOTHERFRAKKERS.
That was a complete duplicate of my hill, except there was one change. Well, depends if you count enough nukes to power the sun for a couple of hours one or several, but, well, goodbye!
I blow up the world and everyone on it with my Ion cannon then proceed to rebuild a completely new world with a new hill, that is MINE
I plant a New Zealand flag on top of a one-block-high mound, and call that the new hill.
Sent from my phone using black magic
Sent from my phone using black magic
I get a bunch of Terraformers and set them to flatificator. Then I get another Terraformer set to Mountain in the place of the original hill(Fake, not created yet). The hill is mine now.
I exploit your spelling mistake, making a black hole which sucks in the entire planet. So now, I rebuild. My hill now.
The black hole caused a quantum temporal mass shift, and made a pocket universe which you are now in, and it is one full of tupperware potted plants and pinewood veneers. Oh but funnily enough no oxygen.
What spelling mistake? 
I open a dimensional Door, removing BananaSplit2's hill and putting it back in the original place. Banana is teleported to the Far Lands, 32 million blocks from 0, 0, 0.
The hill is mine now.
I open a dimensional Door, removing BananaSplit2's hill and putting it back in the original place. Banana is teleported to the Far Lands, 32 million blocks from 0, 0, 0.
The hill is mine now.
I try to find the hill, but get confused by the directions in the thread.
Still not my hill
Still not my hill
I turn you into a potted plant, and put you in a universe with only you and a tupperware pot and a pinewood veneer.
My hill!
My hill!
You suddenly realise I had made a duplicate hill, which Vikestep corrupted, so yeah, still my hill