King of the Hill

[Jess887cp]

Try to find a way to get the hill!

Example:

P1. Bought hill for 17.50

P2. shoves P1 off hill. now his hill

P3. uses sniper to pick off P2. now his hill.

P2. gives $100 to make P3 leave. now his hill

P4. uses atomic bomb to get P2 off hill, now his hill

P1. conjures giant burger monster to chase P4 off hill. now his hill.

I used to frequent a forum where "forum games" was the most popular, so I have a bunch of this type of games, but I don't wanna post them all.

Anyway.

I buy the hill for $1.
My hill!

 

[the_j485]

I throw my turret up on the hill, and go there when it kills you, now I am very well defended.

 

[BananaSplit2]

Throws a nuke at the hill, blow it up, and then proceed to build a super base on it

 

[ApSciLiara]

I use my MPS ubersuit to sneak into your base, kill you, and assume your identity. Grr hiss my hill.

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[the_j485]

Well, I find all this rather amusing, puny mortals, as I destroy you with the crucible. (Is that what he uber ME weapon is called? Morgs?)

 

[ApSciLiara]

Well, I find all this rather amusing, puny mortals, as I destroy you with the crucible. (Is that what he uber ME weapon is called? Morgs?)

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU AND IT'S ALL WRONG.
I go into my Immortal Robot Space Goddess form, and use my control over the Reapers to KEEL ZE HOOMONS.

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[the_j485]

I make an even bigger reaper out of all the dead bodies and destroy you.

BITCHES DAT BE MA HILL!

 

[ApSciLiara]

I... give up, and slowly sink to the ground, dejectedly.

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[the_j485]

I love how I've never played Mass effect 1, 2 or 3 and I beat you stil XD[DOUBLEPOST=1368445728][/DOUBLEPOST]MOTHER OF GOD! Morgs that like made em an active member! thanks!

 

[ApSciLiara]

I love how I've never played Mass effect 1, 2 or 3 and I beat you stil XD[DOUBLEPOST=1368445728][/DOUBLEPOST]MOTHER OF GOD! Morgs that like made em an active member! thanks!

Hell yeah -fistbump-

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[the_j485]

Hell yeah -fistbump-

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thanks again, and -fistbump- ya back [DOUBLEPOST=1368446532][/DOUBLEPOST]So yeah I'm still king...

 

[Jess887cp]

Builds dirt hut on top of uberbase hill while you guys are having a fistbump-fest.

Myyy hiiiilll!

 

[the_j485]

I lightly poke your dirt base, and due to its poor construction, it collapses and kills you.

BITCHES DAT BE MA HILL!
this is going to be what I say now

 

[BananaSplit2]

I make a cobble tower up to the 256th layer. That was nobody can be higher than me and I become the only true hill master

 

[the_j485]

I use a mining laser and jetpack to shoot you off.

BITCHES DAT BE MA HILL!

 

[BananaSplit2]

A use a giant frame quarry to destroy the whole base, I make a house out of warded blocks with warded glass and a warded door and I'm teasing you through the window.

Now mine

 

[the_j485]

You realise I was flying, and that the base was destroyed long ago by my crucible, and that you must have got the wrong place.

BITCHES DAT BE MA BASE!

 

[BananaSplit2]

I pay 100000$ to Notch so that he kills you and gives me the hill

 

[the_j485]

I killed him 5 months ago because I guessed that would be your next move. The person you paid was my now very well-paid notch look-alike, who gave you a different hill and I still have mine.

BITCHES DAT BE MA BASE!​

 

[BananaSplit2]

I use a Computer Craft GPS to locate the true hill then proceed to make a portal in the nether to enter your base and I destroy one of the machines without a wrench causing the whole place explode, including you as you were cooking chicken in your induction furnaces.

The hill now belong to me as I put your head as a decoration on door