If you ever want to create a volunteer Grammar, Spelling, Style and Punctuation Squad I'd like to join...
I'm particularly adept at interpreting written statements in ways neither intended by the author nor read by the audience.
Plus, my middle name is "Snarky"
This post contains humorous intent only and anyone taking it seriously needs to take 10 deep breaths in a paper bag.
"There's no ass like a Smart Ass, and you were obviously your class's Valedictorian" - One of my ex-bosses