I Derp, You Derp, We all Derp, What's your's?

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gold49

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So, I borrowed a laptop that can played modded Minecraft decently and began playing AgSkies2. I was just hammering cobble, minding my own business, when I thought I saw a large entity clipping into me.
So you know how the book says something like "good luck, something, and look out for dragons" at the beginning? Well for a second I thought this pack had actual dragons in it and one was about to attack me. I freaked out and in a panic almost walked off the platform. Very close call of a potentially deadly derp.

Edit: Forgot to say what the thing I thought was a dragon was. It was nothing, no mobs were there clipping into me. Must have just been my eyes tricking me or something, was still a little sleepy at the time as it was morning.
 
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rhn

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Forgot to set the ME export bus' redstone behaviour so it would react to the ME level emitter when setting up autocrafting:
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What is now left:
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Heh was not so bad after all :p
 

Psychicash

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I put down a quarry in the nether. Didn't set a way point. Two hours, finally found it... Of course the only thing left was the marker :( #nubcake
 
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RavynousHunter

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I broke a server twice in 24 hours. First time, by trying to get a RotaryCraft autocrafting unit to make blaze powder from a Project E condenser. Just a few hours ago, I broke it by trying to make a draconic chest auto-smelt pitchblende flakes. I can't help but laugh because of how utterly absurd this has gotten. I have to have broken a server I'm on at least 20 times, by now. I break things and I don't even try to...I just have a freaking aura that causes software to hate me, for some reason.
 

jdog1408

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Not me but a friend of mine decided to cheat in about 80 thaumcraft golems and corrupted the world. He then once tried making an ME system with automated golems. About 30 this time. He caused severe lag at first and then the server glitches out with entity doubling and again. Corrupted world. And then again tries automating a huge farm. We have told him several times to stop using golems. Eventually we just stopped paying for the server. He wondered why.
 

gold49

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My agsky derpery continues (*sarcasism* yay!). Built a small platform half way down my mob farm drop to level up my weapons. Now, for some reason I thought having a two block long and one block tall hole would stop all mobs from getting out. Wrong. Spiders, venomous spiders, baby zombies, chicken jockeys (still find it funny the chicken does more damage than the zombie) all come out to attack me. Now, this is not the derp that killed me. I break a block to gather up the drops and a aurylian armed with a bow falls down and shoots me over the void with a insane bow and then kills me. Almost all my stuff goes into the void, after spending about thirty minutes making all the things for a electrum jetpack.

Luckily the newest backup was only a few minutes old. Call me a cheater if you want, but I already restarted one world and would rather continue playing then rage quit at the idea of remaking all of the stuff I had on me.
 
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jdog1408

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Don't fuck with someone who turned into a werewolf with Witchery. Your best armor is worth nothing when they just pull it off of you.

...so far the three of us had no success killing him :D
I consider werewolf bugged because it messes with damage code and the silvered armor does nothing. We started banning people from using it.
 
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Gamefury64

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Never, ever fuck with someone in full ichor cloth. EVER. Dont even hit them. I was pwned in the server's pvp area. All while trying to get some beef from a cow >_<
 
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jdog1408

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Never, ever fuck with someone in full ichor cloth. EVER. Dont even hit them. I was pwned in the server's pvp area. All while trying to get some beef from a cow >_<
Ichor is OP but it works like it is supposed too, unlike the Werewolf that efs everything up especially projectile damage system. And then it destroyed my void metal armor which takes for ever. There was a reason my friends and tried to have it banned on the server. Of course he(same d-wad that did the golems) didn't didn't listen. This was right before the final golem issue that shut down the server.
 
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gattsuru

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I will *always* remove (shift+F) the focus from my Thaumcraft Wand before working with any RedCrystal settings. I will especially make sure that I am not using the portable hole focus.

Thankfully, the closing portable hole fountained up my belongings afterward, but it's probably my least favorite Yet Another Stupid Death yet.
 

Benie76

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I have officially learned, that when they say "Optifine isn't compatible with FTB", you better believe it.
Now this was a week ago. I was going through hell and back, trying to get my remote tree farm working... well, remotely. Yet either I "run out of power" back at the base (when I had plenty), or it seemed like the trees just refused to grow without me being there. It was really scaring me.

I checked each one of my chunk loaders as close as humanly possible, no issues. But it was like they just couldn't keep them loaded... or something was messing with the chunks.
Turns out the fingers were all pointed on Optifine. I had no idea it also messed with chunk loading. I thought it only messed with loading around the player.

But eversince I uninstalled it, the tree farm's been working perfectly and flawlessly, just like it should had been. There was no reason why it wouldn't be. Everything was setup correctly.
But anyway, this is why not to drink & drive, and use Optifine in FTB, kids.
 
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Type1Ninja

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I have officially learned, that when they say "Optifine isn't compatible with FTB", you better believe it.
Now this was a week ago. I was going through hell and back, trying to get my remote tree farm working... well, remotely. Yet either I "run out of power" back at the base (when I had plenty), or it seemed like the trees just refused to grow without me being there. It was really scaring me.

I checked each one of my chunk loaders as close as humanly possible, no issues. But it was like they just couldn't keep them loaded... or something was messing with the chunks.
Turns out the fingers were all pointed on Optifine. I had no idea it also messed with chunk loading. I thought it only messed with loading around the player.

But eversince I uninstalled it, the tree farm's been working perfectly and flawlessly, just like it should had been. There was no reason why it wouldn't be. Everything was setup correctly.
But anyway, this is why not to drink & drive, and use Optifine in FTB, kids.
All of the yes goes here. I wish I could like a post multiple times. >.>
That, and the fact that Curseforge's "Top Mods" page has these mods as the top:
Tinker's Construct
Waila
CoFH Core
CodeChickenCore
... And THEN Mantle.
So many unneeded bug reports...
Makes me cri evrytim ;-;