I Derp, You Derp, We all Derp, What's your's?

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efefe48

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A long time ago i HAD a base in a volcano with a self destruct mechanism (because evil genius), a tnt cart cannon,and it was running on nuclear power.
So my cannon once jammed(stupid chicken) and i forgot about it...
...i decided to upgrade my reactor...i accidentaly used plutonium instead of uranium...i once HAD a base with a self destruct,a jammed tnt cannon and a full of plutonium reactor
Cue the music
 

eric167

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forget that there are some trees you do not take a TC lumberaxe, Rotary Bedrock axe, or any other instant-chop axe to.
those trees between the small, non-problematic ones, and the ones too large for the axe to one-shot.

cue the stack-overflow crash.

more specifically,
remember these prior crashes, then wonder what will happen when you take a bedrock axe to a twilight oak. . .
MC says "NOPE!"

funny, the bedrock axe can take out more wood than what's in a twilight oak due to its large AoE. darkwood forests disappear FAST.
 
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GoldenGamerUK

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I have never derped in my mc world, I always look on a wiki before I do anything!


Edit:
I used a WIP tool in my mc world, I can't open that world save again...
 
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SteveHeist

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Alright, kinda a copy cat. But here goes.
I was playing a server on Unleashed a while back. I set up a nuclear reactor to go with my supergen for IC2. I go up to go work on making some more components. The hole fit a cactus farm pretty well...
 

darkeshrine

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I forgot that Withers explode when they appear, so my poor attempt at farming them with grinders was bad... In my base.

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On the note of spawning Withers, the first and only time i spawned a wither... ended badly. There were numerous things i did horribly wrong. First was spawning it out in the open with nothing to restrain it. Second was spawning it in a place with no mobs. Third was not having a flight mechanic. Last was not having a good enough weapon. We ended up in a stalemate where we couldn't kill each other. It always stayed directly above me so that i could never hit it with my flimsy iron sword, even if i jumped.
 

DZCreeper

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Fighting the wither attempt #1: Forgot to finish cage made of Septuple Compressed Cobblestone. Wither breaks chest holding misc stuff. Most of it important.

Fighting the wither attempt #2: Forget to swap from Jetpack + Long Fall Boots to my enchanted diamond armor. I die, wither still has 200 health.

Fighting the wither attempt #3: Jump into hole that leads to bedrock wither fighting area. Forget to equip long fall boots.

Today has not been a good day. On the fourth try, I did get my nether star though.
 

Deftscythe

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Performed division sigil ritual which spawned a zombie pigman. Panicked and attacked the pigman who owned my face. Not wanting to fight hordes of cursed earth mobs to get my stuff back, I pop in my bed on respawn to make it day. The cursed earth starts to burn, sets fires, and destroys all the tools I'd left floating on the ground including a maxed out fortune cobalt pickaxe(the second I'd lost on that map).
 

SReject

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After watching a few wither fights on youtube, I spawned my first one, alone, in the end after defeating the dragon...... Got blasted to the edge... while being flung through the air I looked at an enderman. Landed, and was knocked into the void by him.
 

The Skeptical Tech

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A long time ago i HAD a base in a volcano with a self destruct mechanism (because evil genius), a tnt cart cannon,and it was running on nuclear power.
So my cannon once jammed(stupid chicken) and i forgot about it...
...i decided to upgrade my reactor...i accidentaly used plutonium instead of uranium...i once HAD a base with a self destruct,a jammed tnt cannon and a full of plutonium reactor
Cue the music

Best. Derp. Ever.
 

JoeDolca

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Never moved the throw item button from the Q. One single mis-positioned finger can and will cost you your bedrock pickaxe...
 

XLT_Frank

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Attempting to access a liquid duct to set a liquid filter with a bucked of molten fluid in your hand. Fail... Again and again.

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Wagon153

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Have gregtech's hunger config on while also having hunger overhaul on. Then, afk while forgetting to pause. Oops.
 
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Eruantien

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I activated the Cursed Earth ritual at night, in the open. Then I placed a torch, and apparently the cursed earth hated me forever... I thought that it wasn't supposed to burn in the presence of artificial light. I did manage to save about half of it, which was still a lot, though.

I installed Reika's Void Monster mod. Then I forgot I installed it and was quite literally freaked out when I got close to bedrock. I still am sometimes... it sounds so close.

I always put my resources away when I think I don't need them, and then I need them the very next minute.

In one of my previous worlds, I found TWO hungry nodes. By accident.
The first time, I didn't realize it, because I was just walking by, saw an "interesting" cave in a Pasture biome, passed by and... was thrown into the air and died from falling.
When I went back, I morphed into a chicken so I wouldn't take fall damage, so that I could get close enough to mine my gravestone. I barely made it back alive...
The second hungry node was found in much the same way as the first, except that it was in a Lavender Fields biome. Same story, except that I died right underneath the node, causing all my items to be dumped into a grave directly underneath the node. Back to chicken morph... I couldn't mine the gravestone, so I tried destroying the node. It apparently didn't like that, and killed me again through damaging me, creating another gravestone directly on top of the first. I had lost all my items at this point. Needless to say...
*RAGEQUIT*
*DELETE WORLD*
 

malicious_bloke

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I spent ages wondering why my autocrafting setup is producing concrete seemingly by itself...

...then I realised my pulverizer/furnace setup, when used to make glass, will produce then smelt gravel as a byproduct with Chisel concrete being the result.

Maybe now I can stop worrying that my machines are plotting against me.
 
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