Forum Game - Evolution

[the_j485]

I give him the actual coordination to use all of this stuff

 

[Jess887cp]

I give him the ability to detach limbs at will. Yep.

 

[the_j485]

I give him the ability to make those limbs fly around and still function. Anyone know the reference?

 

[Lambert2191]

surprised no creationist morons haven't jacked this thread yet XD

I give him the ability to regrow lost limbs

 

[ApSciLiara]

Technically this isn't evolution we're doing. It's more like intelligent design... but screw semantics.

I give him the ability to use reason and logic.

Sent from my phone using black magic

 

[Lambert2191]

I give him the ability to use reason and logic.

awballs you just ended the game. As soon as a life form is able to use reason and logic, intelligent design is shot right out of the water. Also, looking through these posts... not all of it is exactly intelligent design... but then, hypothetically speaking, if we were designed, the designer did a fucking awful job.

 

[natnif36]

Yeah - the designer didn't even give you any arms

 

[the_j485]

I give him a specially adapted finger which disproves all their beliefs. I find atheism great fun.

 

[Lambert2191]

I give him an elevated sense of existance.

 

[the_j485]

I give him the ability to speak english. What's that? Kill you?

 

[Lambert2191]

I give him the ability to realise that American English is shite and that British English is the one true language

 

[the_j485]

I give him the ability to especially hate it when they say "aluminum" rather than "aluminium".
Every time dire says it I cringe.

 

[KaosRitual]

I give him an extra hand, designed for slapping. And probably hi fiving.

 

[the_j485]

I give him a smile. I sound like god in a kindergarten song.

 

[Lambert2191]

I give him an extra hand, designed for slapping. And probably hi fiving.

discreet masturbation.

I give this thing the ability to reproduce asexually

 

[the_j485]

I believe it already has that, can't be arsed to check.

I give him the ability to see all of the electromagnetic spectrum.

 

[Whovian]

I give him the ability to patch up DNA after it's been torn to shreds for no apparent reason.

 

[the_j485]

I give him a gamma ray beam in one finger.

 

[Vegoraptor]

I give him an additional hand so he can.... do stuff quicker.

 

[Exedra]

What sort of stuff

I give him toothpaste. Because fuck science.