Forum Game - Evolution

[krisdenmark]

i give him the ability to produce wheat on his back

 

[TDarkShadow]

I give him the ability to perform magic, in any way he can. So he can summon helpers (or even a gf) or perform dark rituals to transform his surroundings.

 

[KaosRitual]

I give him wheels, with clickety clackers. So he can be stylin'.

 

[Dingham]

I give him a bell to go with his bitchin' wheels. And so people know that this amazing, but very much a freak of nature is coming.

 

[Whovian]

I give him the ability to grow oranges on his back. Because everybody likes oranges!

 

[KaosRitual]

I give him the ability to violently launch said oranges at the strange ones who do not like them.

 

[Dingham]

I give him glider wings and jump assist modules. I know he already can fly, but gliding is awesome!

 

[mightyjake]

I give him a second stomach, to more efficiently digest food.

 

[KaosRitual]

I give him a third stomach, to more efficiently burp.

 

[Dingham]

I give him four compartments in one of his stomach so he can eat grass.

 

[krisdenmark]

i give him the abillety to breathe life into plants

 

[mightyjake]

I provide him the ability to see infrared light, so he can see things at night.

 

[KaosRitual]

I provide him with the ability to rhyme, as it is sublime.

 

[Jerome Asich]

So far you've made a ball with:
eyes
muscles
feet
bones
toes
arms
hands
a brain
wings
a mouth
a voice box
a mustache
eye lasers
legs
chloroplasts with chlorophyll
finger-rocket-launchers
testicles
gills
ears
a stomach
lungs
a spiked tail
a circulatory system
a nervous system
blade hair
teeth
intelligence
a nose
a 6th toe on his left foot, right has none
a penis
a third eye
a heart
sporic asexual reproduction capabilities
back-wheat
magic powers
wheels
a bell
back-oranges
capabilities for projectile launching of oranges
glider wings and a jump assist module
a second stomach
a third stomach
a four-compartment split in first stomach
the ability to grow plants
the ability to see infrared light
andrhyming abilities

 

[krisdenmark]

someone make a drawing if it

 

[Whovian]

someone make a drawing if it

Just so long as the genitals are left out, I don't think anyone wants Howard Wolowitz to be drawing it.

 

[mightyjake]

I give it a hard, chitinous shell to protect itself.

 

[Dare2Win]

I give him the ability to duplicate himself, to protect himself from predators (wait.... who would even want to see this thing.....)

 

[RedBoss]

I give him Mogwai powers so that he's cute, furry, can sing, and reproduces if he gets wet

 

[paperlord]

I give him an internal combustion device so he can explode like a cree *BOOOOM*

errr, I think I came to close.

Sorry