Forum Game - Evolution

[Vegoraptor]

And I give him a fitting toothbrush, so he can brush while he scrubs and does the laundry.

 

[Exedra]

HAHAHAHA EternalDensity already gave him a toothbrush a while back, which is why he's getting toothpaste.

 

[Vegoraptor]

Yeah, I do know that, but with an additional hand he can handle an additional brush. Makes sense, right? Not that I did not read the whole thread, noo...

 

[the_j485]

I give him a tatoo on his forehead, saying, in honour of Exedra:

Spoiler

You just lost the game.

 

[Vegoraptor]

I give him an autoexecuting hackingcode, so everyone who loses instantly respawns.

 

[the_j485]

I give him martial arts mastery to beat Bruce Lee.

 

[KaosRitual]

I give him tear ducts, so he can heal people. He's gotta be at least part phoenix by now, hasn't he?

 

[the_j485]

I give him configurable DNA so he can mutate himself any way he likes.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I give him a miniature cannon that ejects chicken fetus at exceedingly high velocities.

It's... below the waist, let's say.

 

[the_j485]

I give him a sense of... disgustability... so he never even wants to use it again

 

[SuperMarioLuigi6]

Can someone make a picture of him as he is now?

I give him a working nose, meaning it's not mine for sure!

 

[the_j485]

I give him the ability to shoot wither heads.

Believe me, it's been asked, many a time, but I think it would just be a mutated freak with organic tech all over it screaming "KILL ME!!!!!"

 

[SuperMarioLuigi6]

I take away the ability to shoot wiher head

Edit: Can someone please make a picture of him?

 

[the_j485]

Ok that was a plain retarded post.

I give him telekinesis.

 

[SuperMarioLuigi6]

I take away telekinesis.

 

[the_j485]

Please stop. I have.

I give him telepathy.

 

[SuperMarioLuigi6]

I give him the magic of ThaumCraft3

 

[the_j485]

I give him the magic of Ars Magica

 

[Vegoraptor]

I give him a catalytic lens.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I might do a quick sketch of him, then hand it off to somebody who actually knows how to draw.

I make his head split open into two and I give him a giant saw blade, so he looks like the brute..from Amnesia.

I also add tiny metal bolts all over his body to make sure he doesn't fall apart.​

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Here's a pastebin link. Picture will be coming up soon.​

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I filtered out the repeated ones and added ones that were removed.​

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http://pastebin.com/waxGXu35

EDIT: Picture is done.

Why did we do this.

WHY