Defeat the Demigodmodder

[Sleepyscumbag]

The DGM takes the electricity, and sends it through your body...

My body isn't conducting electricity, so I don't care, but I instead take a server and dump it on your head

 

[keybounce]

Being old school, and noting that you said "internet", not "web", I start up trn and start reading usenet ...

 

[PhantomRage]

I Rickroll the DGM.
"...Never gunna give you up"
"Never gunna let you down..."

 

[goreae]

yes, yes I am.

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT SO SORRY

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT SO SORRY

Ye ain't nothing but a hound dog. Howlin' all the time. (That's the biography of Goreae, hands down)[DOUBLEPOST=1388779771][/DOUBLEPOST]

Being old school, and noting that you said "internet", not "web", I start up trn and start reading usenet ...

Hmm, I then make a radioactive spider bite you, which turns you into spiderman.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Stop. Ask yourself this question. Are you the DGM? no you aren't.

Derp

 

[Alex_hawks]

The server does nothing but make me angrier, and give me something to throw at you.

Wow, nothing whatsoever.

The DGM has selective hearing, and cannot hear that.

The spider actually does nothing, except die trying to bite me.

 

[keybounce]

Internet ...

I begin a DDOS attack to try to overwhelm the DGM.

 

[kharis]

i change the DGM's IP address

 

[Alex_hawks]

i change the DGM's IP address

thanks, now he can't DDOS me.

 

[keybounce]

Ahh, so I'll try to DHCP my computer into your network, and get free internet access without having to pay crazy cable fees.

 

[kharis]

i hack your wireless

 

[keybounce]

Careful, you might wind up hacking my machine ...

So on the assumption that we both fail, my next move: <smile>

I call up your ISP, say that I'm you, and I forgot my password. Social engineering, I believe it's called?

 

[dwappo]

I unplug the network cable.

 

[kharis]

i download a torrent and get the authorities sent to your house

 

[Alex_hawks]

Ah so scary, not.
Hint: While I can't hear rick-rolling, it's closely related to my weakness.

 

[kharis]

 

[GPuzzle]

I make you hear the 10-hour-long version of "THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!".

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

Trololololol

 

[PhantomRage]

I send Rick Astley over to your house with his sexy lady models, and they rub themselves all over you while Rick Astley is using epic dance moves. (I dunno ok!?)