The Internet Oracle appears, as requested, gingerly strokes you in the face, then backslaps you. Twice. Hard. After you finish reeling in pain, the oracle says "wazzup. you confuzzled by teh intarnets mah nizzle?" After politely requesting the Oracle to speak a more generally used language, he calmly explains that:
It's not that confusing, kill the DGM. He has one weakness. That weakness is related in some way to the hint. if you guess the weakness correctly, then you become the DGM and pick your own weakness. This DGM's hints are: Fanatical fangirls and celebs. The DGM is not weak to these things, but his weakness is related somehow to these things.