Defeat the Demigodmodder
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I make the DGM solve an equation where you divide by zero, which causes the DGM to cease to exist.
The DGM divides my zero and is lauded as the greatest mathematician who ever lived. Turns out it is possible, just nobody found out how until now.
The DGM listens intently and is profoundly interested in the vast amount of methods to cause another person offence. Especially homosexual stereotypes. (hint hint nudge nudge)
The DGM incinerates whizz from existing. He was never born, and therefore made no horrible posts regarding sexuality.
Me and the Elf have a pleasant chat discussing politics, religion, and work. It turns out that a lot of the elves are either gay or bi, as elf gender is heavily slanted toward males. There's actually a breeding program to ensure the continuity of their race. Learning about other societies is very interesting.
I pelt the DGM with apples that Santa is throwing, while YOU LIKE DEM APPLES is reverberating through the DGM's head.
The DGM becomes an elf who just happens to be a homosexual. One day in this pleasant state of existence, his name is pulled to participate in the breeding program. His heart sinks. Practically hits the floor. He goes home to his boyfriend and tells him the news. Frank tries to reassure him. "Dennis, it's alright. It's not cheating. You have to. It's not your fault." but he still felt like their relationship was over. He still went to the assigned place at the assigned time and made love to the assigned elf woman, and he dreaded every moment of it. A few months later, he came down with a horrendous illness. Like nothing he had never experienced before. Frank was right by his side the whole time, holding his hand. Frank didn't care if he got the illness, as long as his husband was okay. When they got the news, they were both equal parts terror and grief. Dennis had AIDS. He got it from the girl in the breeding program. She had somehow skipped out on the pre-meet clinic visit and had infected Dennis. When asked if they wished to press charges, Frank wanted to shout at the clerk. Of course they wanted to press charges! that little b*tch didn't follow the rules and now his husband was on his deathbed! But before he could open his mouth to speak, Dennis said weakly, apologetically, "No. Thank you." He didn't want to spend his last few weeks fighting to make someone's life worse than it already was. That girl was probably going through the same thing they were. No need to add to her torment. Throughout his life, Dennis had always put others first. He wasn't about to stop that now. Three weeks later, Dennis passed away. Frank never left his side the entire time. Throughout those short weeks, Dennis got a vast multitude of visitors. All the people he helped along the way, the lives he'd saved, every good deed coming right back on him. The Big Man himself came by to visit. not many people know this, but Santa doesn't talk to just anybody. The elves, we work for an honest living, come home, watch TV. They live, they love. They may live in a different society than us and be a different species, but some things just don't change. In his final moments, Dennis used his final bits of DGM power to project a phantom image to Frank. "Thank you. Even though I wasn't born an elf, and had no right to barge into your community like I did, you still accepted me just as I was. I still remember the first time that we met. We talked for hours and hours. About live, politics, religion. You told me all about your society and your culture, and I told you about mine. This may sound cheesy, but you completed me. I was nothing without you. I loved you with all my heart and could not even begin to imagine a life without you. Goodbye Frank. I will always love you, no matter where I am." At that point, his image fades, and Frank is left a widower. He now has to live without his best friend, his partner, he has to live as a fraction of himself. As a final request from the DGM, Santa has made Frank the head of the breeding program, to ensure that the same tragedy does not happen twice.
Once Dennis dies, the DGM power is sent over to Sleepyscumbag, as a token of his thanks. Without you, the DGM would never have met the love of his life, and he owes you everything, a debt that could not possible be repaid. He can only hope that near-infinite power is a good start.
Sleepyscumbag is the new DGM. My weakness was AIDS. As for the hints, helpers and aids are synonyms. And one homosexual stereotype is that they all are whores and have swathes of STDs. One other common misconception is that gay sex causes STDs. This cannot be farther from the truth, as the only way to get an STD is by having sexual relations with someone who has an STD.Thank you for reading, and I apologize if what I said was a bit graphic.
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SleepyScumbag has the power ad I am waiting for him to reply to the PM I sent him.Tl;dr
Jk
But seriously, does this mean that Defeat The DemiGodModder is over?
wow... i just read this page...?!?!!!?!?... thats all i have to say[DOUBLEPOST=1387864716][/DOUBLEPOST]
that is confusion