Defeat the Demigodmodder

[pirateman145]

i open 3000000 tabs on DGM's computer he rages so much the computer crashes then he crashes of rage

 

[GPuzzle]

The DGM is explosion proof, though. So, the explosion kills you two, but not me.
Clue: 3x damage.
Extra Clue: Nat 20.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I use the slow fast strong sturdy tower shield of doom on the GPM[DOUBLEPOST=1387401688][/DOUBLEPOST]I play dungeons & Dragons with the gPM

 

[GPuzzle]

The DGM likes playing DnD, and he also steals the shield.
Thank you for your service.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I get a natural 20 while playing

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Wait your STILL dgm... come on guys step it up

 

[GPuzzle]

AND THAT'S A CRIT! Draw something from the Crit Deck...
"The wind created by your weapon swing blows the demigod into a hole to hell, where he is dragged into a world of pain and evil. You are now the new DGM.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Hint: Alucard

 

[SkeletonPunk]

i whip you to death

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The DGM takes your whip and whips you

 

[SkeletonPunk]

have you not learned, I'm a skeleton i have no nerves and therthore feel no pain.
i stab you with a steak, cover you in garlic, shoot you with a silver bullet, and throw shoe polish at you(the impossible quiz)

 

[Sleepyscumbag]

I make the DGM immortal, which bores him to death

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I make the DGM immortal, which bores him to death

You fool, the DGM is immortal!

have you not learned, I'm a skeleton i have no nerves and therthore feel no pain.
i stab you with a steak, cover you in garlic, shoot you with a silver bullet, and throw shoe polish at you(the impossible quiz)

I take all these, turn you into a human, and use all of those on you

 

[SkeletonPunk]

i have a warded shield so no one can cast spells on me. i make you play castlevania

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

i have a warded shield so no one can cast spells on me. i make you play castlevania

I play castlevania and warp you into the game, then I turn it into ghosts and goblins and make you play it forever. MUAHAHAHA

 

[goreae]

i have a warded shield so no one can cast spells on me. i make you play castlevania

Screw hat. I cast a spell on your warded shield, dissipating it, then I redo the DGM's previo0us work. Accept it.

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Screw hat. I cast a spell on your warded shield, dissipating it, then I redo the DGM's previo0us work. Accept it.

what is a screw hat? ok, my thellow skeleton brother use ther body parts to rebuild me. SCREW ACCEPTANCE DENIAL IS WHERE IT IS AT! hahahahahahahah[DOUBLEPOST=1387577551][/DOUBLEPOST]

I play castlevania and warp you into the game, then I turn it into ghosts and goblins and make you play it forever. MUAHAHAHA

ok i like castlevania. BUT, i use my mind powers to escape the game and ride of to the sunset, not without finishing casltevania of course. i mean come on, its castlevania[DOUBLEPOST=1387577633][/DOUBLEPOST]oh yay and now im 1/3 skeleton wizard, 1/3 goblin, and 1/3 ghostthanks.

 

[GPuzzle]

1/3 skeleton wizard, 1/3 goblin and 1/3 ghost...
Wha- How- I can't-
You've got to be the weirdest thing that has ever existed.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

what is a screw hat? ok, my thellow skeleton brother use ther body parts to rebuild me. SCREW ACCEPTANCE DENIAL IS WHERE IT IS AT! hahahahahahahah[DOUBLEPOST=1387577551][/DOUBLEPOST]
ok i like castlevania. BUT, i use my mind powers to escape the game and ride of to the sunset, not without finishing casltevania of course. i mean come on, its castlevania[DOUBLEPOST=1387577633][/DOUBLEPOST]oh yay and now im 1/3 skeleton wizard, 1/3 goblin, and 1/3 ghostthanks.

I take away the ghost, skeleton, and goblin, and send you into the Nanuak

 

[SkeletonPunk]

1/3 skeleton wizard, 1/3 goblin and 1/3 ghost...
Wha- How- I can't-
You've got to be the weirdest thing that has ever existed.

Blame the dgm

I take away the ghost, skeleton, and goblin, and send you into the Nanuak

i turn myself into an ender man with the remaining magic i have and teleport out of nanuak. then i go to the end and convince the enderdragon to lend me his magic and use it to turn myself back into a skeleton wizard. "kasark-nueteniom-encartinium" i chant giving my bones a layer of obsidi-steel (steel+obsidian). role playing is quite fun is it not?