After reading these, and mind you, Im not trying for the biggest dick contest, althought I might sound like it after this, I feel like Im the only one who never has creeper problems, and whenever they DO blow up is in a plains biome and theres nothing besides dirt that it blew it. Its just, they're too easy to deal with. Dont like torchspam? If its not in a grassy place, make microblocks and dig 2 blocks down, place something that makes light, place a cover, and boom. Light out of nowhere.
And the winner for being the biggest dick contest issssssssssss.......boom.
And the winner for being the biggest dick contest issssssssssss.......boom.