Ask a stupid question...

[Sleepyscumbag]

Because else the towel would smoke weed all day.

Why is the thread suddenly not safe for our 13 years old fellow?

There are no 13 year olds here, they just became men (or women)

Let's keep the chat free from sexual themes before the mods get here, shall we?

 

[teamvistatech]

Why aren't we posting questions now?

 

[null123]

Because no one likes your question.

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Why Em see a?

 

[ljfa]

Because it's not fun to stay there.

y r u such a cheeky kunt m8?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

U FUKIN WOT M8 U WONNA GO IL FUKIN SHANK U FGT

Does my anaconda?

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

No.

How is why a what of when.

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Who?

Oh, my lordy, Rebecca, would you look at that lady's butt?

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Yes.

Yes or no?

 

[KaosRitual]

No.
Why haven't you named your dragons?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Because nameless things get ALL the pussay.

What is the name of that round thing they throw at the Olympics? Discuss.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

A ball?

Who like minecraf'?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

No on'.

Finish the sentence. Girl, shake it like a __________!

 

[playerismc]

Tree
What is a Tree?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

A paraplegic.

Finish the sentence. Girl _____ that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy.

 

[playerismc]

A paraplegic.

Finish the sentence. Girl hug that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy.

Why is wood in my mob farm?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Because you're putting it in places you shouldn't... >

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher (oh!), 'cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for a long time, oh, my God." ~D4L, a one-hit wonder hip-hop group.
Using a Jolly Rancher candy and a stopwatch for testing purposes, calculate the actual time D4L meant by 'a long time'.
You may look up the song 'Laffy Taffy' for references.

 

[playerismc]

No. I just say No.
And why is there no facepalm smiley?

 

[ljfa]

Because if it's sufficiently stupid a proper facepalm smiley isn't needed. An implied facepalm smiley is enough in this case.

Why didn't I play Minecraft yesterday?

 

[playerismc]

Because you had to answer my question
Why is it already morning